Corrupted Wish Game

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:36 pm

granted but kyle leaves the band.

I wish 4 o'clock would get here quickly.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:38 pm

granted, but it never reaches 4:20

I wish I could make things out of glass

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:44 pm

granted but the glass dildo gets lost in your ass cavity.

I wish I could see the forest for the trees.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 4:15 pm

granted, but you are turned into an ape and force to smell your own sh*t and get on your knees

I wish I owned a majestic castle.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 4:29 pm

Granted. But you are the Fairy princess with little wings and a thong that rides up your crack.

I wish that I was the one who invented the Q-tip

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 4:33 pm

granted, but your inspiration was flaming hemorrhoids and the intended use for them was manual treatment with ointment.

I wish I could have the last ten years of my life back

The Hand of Poo · Post by **The Hand of Poo** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:02 pm

Granted, you're 5 years old again.

I wish Teddy Sevalas wasn't bald.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:07 pm

granted, but instead he is the sasquach and ate your family for lunch

I wish I had a lover named Flarna

InDaTrunk · Post by **InDaTrunk** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:24 pm

Granted, but little did you know that your ingenius creation would actually be used to clean out ears.

I wish I got invited to company wide drink-a-thons

InDaTrunk · Post by **InDaTrunk** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:24 pm

damn that one was for Oliver... shite i'm slow

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:33 pm

Granted. But sadly your tolerance for alcohol was weak and you were 'let go' for repeatedly removing your top.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener

The Hand of Poo · Post by **The Hand of Poo** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:49 pm

Granted.... except for the Oscar Meyer part.

I wish for an end to taxation.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:01 pm

Granted, but due to no public funds someone enters your house with a shotgun and a dildo and the police don't exist to respond.

I wish that I had devil horns.

keep_frozen · Post by **keep_frozen** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:38 am

Granted, but you have to put marshmallows on the tips at night and at cook-outs.

I wish my brain weren't made of green squishy stuff.

The Hand of Poo · Post by **The Hand of Poo** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:48 am

Granted, they've transplanted your green squishy stuff with carrottop's orange slimy stuff. You're forced to tell horrid abominations that you call jokes and be the new laughing stock of the comedic world.

I wish to host Jeopardy alongside Alex Trebek.