Jason Vs Pinhead

LowLife · Post by **LowLife** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 3:24 am

Ok start with all the opinions!

Clever One · Post by **Clever One** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 9:25 am

I like Jason V.

=^-..-^= · Post by **=^-..-^=** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 9:37 am

Do you mean Jason challenging ZIPPY the Pinhead, that lovable philosophizing clown from the comic strips?

I don't think that Jason has the intellectual fortitude to withstand Zippy's existential angst-ridden musings for long. He would be an emotional pretzel writhing on the ground in a fetal position crying for his lost dog and his third grade teacher within a few minutes. . .

::Lucidity:: · Post by **::Lucidity::** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 12:06 pm

PINHEADDDDD!!!

Jason is this water logged, squishy, fish chewed thing that walks around killing people... When one of my fish dies(which is rare, but happens) and sits a day before I notice it, it has about the same appearance has Jason.. & I dont think that its gonna get up and start on a killing spree.
PLUS... Jason drowned as a KID... how'd he grow? I wasnt aware dead tissue could grow nor dead cells could divide/multiply. Just seemed stupid to me....all they'd have needed to do was somehow dehydrate him & that would be the end of Jason.

Now PINHEAD.. on the other hand.. ::skin crawls:: Is hell itself..torture.. hate.. Look at the pain he endured at his death. the dead sorrow laden memories he carries... the guy is tormented..look where he resides. & the people he hangs out with. With a crew like that..man, I wouldnt mess w/him! PLus.. he is TERRIFYING! He can mess with your head..get in your mind n shiz. He's practically Satan's right hand man! The keeper of Pandora's Box..can create dimensional rifts..take things to hell with him..transform his surroundings.. PINHEAD WINS!

rezin · Post by **rezin** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 12:50 pm

::Lucidity:: wrote:PINHEADDDDD!!!

Jason is this water logged, squishy, fish chewed thing that walks around killing people... When one of my fish dies(which is rare, but happens) and sits a day before I notice it, it has about the same appearance has Jason.. & I dont think that its gonna get up and start on a killing spree.
PLUS... Jason drowned as a KID... how'd he grow? I wasnt aware dead tissue could grow nor dead cells could divide/multiply. Just seemed stupid to me....all they'd have needed to do was somehow dehydrate him & that would be the end of Jason.

Now PINHEAD.. on the other hand.. ::skin crawls:: Is hell itself..torture.. hate.. Look at the pain he endured at his death. the dead sorrow laden memories he carries... the guy is tormented..look where he resides. & the people he hangs out with. With a crew like that..man, I wouldnt mess w/him! PLus.. he is TERRIFYING! He can mess with your head..get in your mind n shiz. He's practically Satan's right hand man! The keeper of Pandora's Box..can create dimensional rifts..take things to hell with him..transform his surroundings.. PINHEAD WINS!

very, very well said

LowLife · Post by **LowLife** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 12:56 pm

rezin wrote:
::Lucidity:: wrote:PINHEADDDDD!!!

Jason is this water logged, squishy, fish chewed thing that walks around killing people... When one of my fish dies(which is rare, but happens) and sits a day before I notice it, it has about the same appearance has Jason.. & I dont think that its gonna get up and start on a killing spree.
PLUS... Jason drowned as a KID... how'd he grow? I wasnt aware dead tissue could grow nor dead cells could divide/multiply. Just seemed stupid to me....all they'd have needed to do was somehow dehydrate him & that would be the end of Jason.

Now PINHEAD.. on the other hand.. ::skin crawls:: Is hell itself..torture.. hate.. Look at the pain he endured at his death. the dead sorrow laden memories he carries... the guy is tormented..look where he resides. & the people he hangs out with. With a crew like that..man, I wouldnt mess w/him! PLus.. he is TERRIFYING! He can mess with your head..get in your mind n shiz. He's practically Satan's right hand man! The keeper of Pandora's Box..can create dimensional rifts..take things to hell with him..transform his surroundings.. PINHEAD WINS!

very, very well said

i do believe the poor chap has a point! well said indeed<british gentalmans voice>

::Lucidity:: · Post by **::Lucidity::** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 1:05 pm

::takes a bow:: thank you, thank you

Poor chap? Hey now... Thanks.. I resent that.. lol (imma lady anyways.. not a chap)..Grrr !

LowLife · Post by **LowLife** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 1:11 pm

::Lucidity:: wrote:::takes a bow:: thank you, thank you

Poor chap? Hey now... Thanks.. I resent that.. lol (imma lady anyways.. not a chap)..Grrr !

sorry!
ok good job my fair lady good job!!

Shrugie · Post by **Shrugie** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 1:37 pm

When you have all the minions of hell on your side you can beat Jason with a simple thought.

LowLife · Post by **LowLife** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 2:09 pm

yes this is completely true my friend<bosinian voice>