Patriots versus Colts - Predictions?

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 3:46 pm

I'm going to cut you, Mark.

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 5:03 pm

How exactly is he a jerk?

Anyway, Colts have managed to beat the Pats once (and barely) since the Pats started their run w/ Brady at QB. Until this year, Brady has been throwing to the likes of Troy Brown and David Givens. This year he's got Randy Moss, Dante Stallworth and Wes Welker.

Pats 42 - Colts 31

deek · Post by **deek** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 5:05 pm

I'd like to see a 70 - 77 win by the colts, with Wes Welker receiving 10 TDs:)

sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 5:09 pm

bassjones wrote:How exactly is he a jerk?

Well, he did dump his pregnant girl friend for a younger hotter one...

Post by **cwallace** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 5:22 pm

deek wrote:I'd like to see a 70 - 77 win by the colts, with Wes Welker receiving 10 TDs:)

Same here...and Peyton has to throw ALL of them for the Colt's...

You have Welker on your fantasy team also? lol...

Chris

conley · Post by **conley** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:01 pm

I have 2 tickets to the game that I'd consider selling for $900.00........For both of them.....Now that's a deal!!!

Post by **cwallace** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:25 pm

How about you just be a nice guy and take me a long with you...I will drive and supply the drinks...

Chris

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:13 pm

sevesd93 wrote:
bassjones wrote:How exactly is he a jerk?
Well, he did dump his pregnant girl friend for a younger hotter one...

How's he a jerk?

Easy...this messageboard censors "f_u_c_k_e_r".

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:17 pm

bassjones wrote:Anyway, Colts have managed to beat the Pats once (and barely) since the Pats started their run w/ Brady at QB.

Excuse me, the Colts beat the Patriots TWICE (27-20 and 38-34 in the AFC Championship game) last year ('06) and once in 2005 (40-21). That's 3 straight, smokey.

Put the pipe down, Jones. Quit drinking the Kool-Aid.

G Fresh · Post by **G Fresh** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:11 am

I predict that no matter what the outcome, Jones will have to change his pants at least once during the game due to becoming over-stimulated from gazing raptly (perhaps drooling a bit as well) at Tom Brady in all his cleft chin glory and tight uniformed homo-eroticism.

Whatever you do, don't wear sweats bro.

conley · Post by **conley** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:40 am

Dude said:

Excuse me, the Colts beat the Patriots TWICE (27-20 and 38-34 in the AFC Championship game) last year ('06) and once in 2005 (40-21). That's 3 straight, smokey.

Put the pipe down, Jones. Quit drinking the Kool-Aid.

Nicely said.......I was thinking the same thing.

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:49 am

I know, however Brady still didn't have Moss and Stallworth. His best receiver the last 5 years would be the fourth receiver on this team.

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 8:25 am

bassjones wrote:I know...

No, you obviously didn't...

GO COLTS!

Post by **cwallace** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:27 pm

The_Dude wrote:
bassjones wrote:Anyway, Colts have managed to beat the Pats once (and barely) since the Pats started their run w/ Brady at QB.
Excuse me, the Colts beat the Patriots TWICE (27-20 and 38-34 in the AFC Championship game) last year ('06) and once in 2005 (40-21). That's 3 straight, smokey.

Put the pipe down, Jones. Quit drinking the Kool-Aid.

Ditto...I KNEW they had won 3 straight...I couldn't find all the stats...thanks Fleek for clearing that very poor statement up for us all...

Chris

sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:09 pm

AP-Foxboro, MA- The Patriots are reporting today that the second best quarterback in the league and his coach have contracted the virus that causes AIDS.

While Tom Brady's sexual conquests of super models and B-list actresses have been well documented, it now appears that it was all just a clever rouse to hide the fact that he and his boss are, in fact, butt slammers. Their relationship will apparently be the end of their career and lives as they have given each other the plague of the 20th century, also known as AIDS.

The tragedy in this is that once Massachusetts state law allowed queer marriage the Patriot Pillow-biters (as this report has taken to calling them) married in secret. So, while we find their orientation reprehensible and nauseating, their union was legal. When asked about the secret marriage, Brady stated that it was a beautiful ceremony that harkened back to William Wallace's secret marriage in the movie Braveheart. Of course, in this version, the nude scene is enough to make a football fan slit his own throat. The real shame is the number of untold victims these two may have.

While these two being homosexual comes as no surprise to the rest of the league, reports are coming in that the entire AFC East will get tested for HIV seeing as they have been f---ed by Brady and Belichick for the better part of a decade.

Recent rape victim, the Washington Redskins, are pressing charges for criminal neglegence and sodomy. Yes, in fact, every victim of the Pillow-Biters thus far this season is stating that some sort of legal action will be pursued.

The next question involves the remainder of the season. The Patriots next opponent is their arch rival and figurative "Big Daddy" the Indianapolis Colts.

The Colts, at this time, plan to have sex with the Biters on Sunday. Their plan is a simple one.

"We intend to focus on protection and do what we do best." stated Peyton Manning.

Which, if the last three meetings are any indication, means they intend to wear two condoms and man-rape those boys come Sunday.

* I don't know who originally wrote this, but I thought it was funny...