Dear ________:

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:27 am

i already filled it....sorry...

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:07 am

anderson wrote:Dear BassJones,

You actually admitted to going to Guitar Center?

Sincerely,
Your Reputation

Just looking... they have a sweet F-bass - $2400 though...

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:31 am

Dear Handicapped Drivers -

I understand that you're handicapped. That sucks. However, that does not entitle you to be a f*cking moron on the roads. If you can't drive safely, don't forking drive. If you can't park your f'ing car correctly, don't drive. If you can't use your turn signal correctly, don't f'ing drive. If you can't maintain a safe speed above 60mph on the interstate, don't f'ing drive.

Signed,
Going to Hell

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:03 pm

Mother Nature.

While I thank you for removing your wintry grip on us, I still would appreciate experiencing all *four* seasons.

It seems that you tend to gloss over spring and fall and jump right into stinking hot and/or freaking cold.

I like the cool breezy days, the new smells, the blossoming plants and the chilly but refreshing nights.

The last few days have been pretty, but I get this feeling that you are going to make us miss spring once again this year.

Mother Nature, with all due respect ...

...don't f**k with my Spring.

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:09 am

Dear Mark,

Do you know how I know you're gay?

Sincerely,
A3K

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:14 am

Dear Ando.

I need to send you an invoice for the faaaaaaaaabulous redecorating I did in your sunroom. Your yummy new window treatments should be in later this week. I am giddy with anticipation.

luvs,

-m-

=^-..-^= · Post by **=^-..-^=** » Tue May 15, 2007 11:23 pm

Dear

Morning traffic on US30:

The left lane is a PASSING LANE! Let me repeat: The left lane is a PASSING LANE!

Hint: If cars in your 1 o'clock position do not appear in your five o'clock position within a few seconds, YOU ARE NOT PASSING AND ARE IN THE WRONG LANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

angski · Post by **angski** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:15 am

Dear city sidewalks,

F*uck you!! Not all, but most of you.

angski

P.S. Big thanks to everyone watering their lawns this morning! So refreshing.

Al Quandt · Post by **Al Quandt** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:02 am

angski wrote:Dear city sidewalks,

F*uck you!! Not all, but most of you.

angski

P.S. Big thanks to everyone watering their lawns this morning! So refreshing.

yeah my neighborhood has horrible sidewalks. You are still in west central right? Those are not too great either.

angski · Post by **angski** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:51 am

kimaliz wrote:You are still in west central right? Those are not too great either.

Yup, and I rode my bike to work this morning. Ugh!

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 5:17 pm

dear males:

you are not permitted in any circumstances to drive:

or

sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 5:31 pm

You forgot one...

Al Quandt · Post by **Al Quandt** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:44 pm

GoDownProductions · Post by **GoDownProductions** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:16 pm

adam atherton wrote:dear males:

you are not permitted in any circumstances to drive:

or

And if for some strange reason you do..... DO NOT throw on a "performance" muffler, an underbody kit and a huge aftermarket spoiler. It's a front wheel drive car you morons!!!! I want to slap every one of you! Nobody believes your Sunfire is fast ok? Nobody! We are laughing at you. (also Cavaliers, Saturns and any other car designed for middle aged female teachers.)

-sorry for my rant. it's a touchy subject for me.

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 11:52 pm

Dear "Friends",

Just because I work on computers for a living does NOT mean I want to work on yours. You have confused our non-existent friendship for free technical support. And no, I really don't want to come over to your house RIGHT NOW to spend four hours wiping spyware off your computer because you love Limewire. You deserve all the porn and virii on your computer because you are f*cking stupid when it comes to the Internet.

Sincerely,
A person who has a hard time saying no to helping people....