Dear ________:

Al Quandt · Post by **Al Quandt** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:04 pm

Dear Job,

I know I do good work. I do better work then everyone in my department. Good work takes time. When you have me assigned to 46 clients at once, I tend to want to stab myself. This number of accounts is 20 more then the other team members, yet I get sh*t pay which is less then some others on the team.

You cannot put creativity on an assembley line.

Either cut my client list in half or give me a raise.

Sincerly,
Me

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:13 pm

Dear Al,

We will do whatevah we want and you will like it or else you'll move your ass back to Fort Wayne!

Signed,
Your Company

Al Quandt · Post by **Al Quandt** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:57 pm

Dear Company,

Say the word.

Me.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:43 pm

Dear future loser convict,

Thanks so much for being a background actor during the commercial shoot today at Ravenscroft Beauty College, and while I was busy there, for...

STEALING MY forking LEATHER COAT.

f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:45 pm

PS.

And thanks for capping off the worst forking week in my life.

Atherton, polish up the 9mm, I need to borrow it for an hour or so.

How many shots do I get in a clip?

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:46 pm

Oliver's Army wrote:PS.

And thanks for capping off the worst f*#king week in my life.

Atherton, polish up the 9mm, I need to borrow it for an hour or so.

How many shots do I get in a clip?

they don't have clips. they have magazines.

17, by the way.

well....don't you have him on tape???

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:48 pm

Not stealing my coat I dont.

The owner did say to replace it and he would pay.

Lets just say his spot wont see the light of day until I am wrapped in fine Corinthian Leather.

Or some sh*t like that.

jforbes · Post by **jforbes** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:28 pm

Dear colts Fans,

We apologize in advance for the rude manner in which we will mock you. That, of course, is after our team obliterates you in the Superbowl.

Singed the Chicago Bears Fans.

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:30 am

Dear jforbes,

Pass that sh*t over here. I want some of what you're smoking.

Signed,
Fleek

jforbes · Post by **jforbes** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:39 am

Dear Fleek,
The bears haven't lost a game in the last three years, except when I WATCH them. so as long as I miss the game they will win.

Sincerley jforbes

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:57 am

Dear Pampered Chef Hostess:

Why oh why did you convince my wife to host a party on a Friday night. And then after all the hassle, all the food I bought, reward her work with $40 worth of free crap.

Honestly, I could have just given her $40 and probably got a ####job out of the deal.

Now? I get to do dishes at 23:00.

Me

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 4:01 pm

Dear Circus Vendor:

GET THE F@CK OUT OF MY KIDS WAY DURING THE DAMN CIRCUS!

Sincerely,

Every parent at the Coliseum last night.

LowLife · Post by **LowLife** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:11 pm

.........people who have met me once and tell everyone they're best friends with the owner of sunset and come up to me and get mad if i don't remember there name! f-word off dag nap it i sorry i dont remember your name but you don't need piss me off over it! maybe if you hungout of calledc me more often maybe i'd care more but my life is to fu(king busy! "try walking in my shoes, you'll stumble in my footsteps!" depeche mode

Al Quandt · Post by **Al Quandt** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:55 am

LowLife wrote:.........people who have met me once and tell everyone they're best friends with the owner of sunset and come up to me and get mad if i don't remember there name! f-word off dag nap it i sorry i dont remember your name but you don't need piss me off over it! maybe if you hungout of calledc me more often maybe i'd care more but my life is to fu(king busy! "try walking in my shoes, you'll stumble in my footsteps!" depeche mode

I used to be roomates with the owner of Sunset!

ok I am sorry I will stop

btw I'll see ya in a few weeks

Al Quandt · Post by **Al Quandt** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:01 am

Dear Myself.

STOP going to bed right after you leave the office! You idiot, you know you are just going to wake up around midnight. Then stay awake until you get to work the next morning. Then you are just going to drink massive amounts of coffee then by noon your eyes will be falling out of your face and you will want to die.

Thanks.