Corrupted Wish Game

G Fresh · Post by **G Fresh** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:48 pm

Granted, but you were still naked from Ollie's back shaving and...well, how does your wife feel about being married to a eunuch?

I wish that I had a beer tree.

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 11:34 pm

granted, but it only prroduces non acloholic beer.

i wish my dog was cooler.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 3:25 am

granted, but now you have a puppy-pop.

i wish Atherton hadn't written his last response while drunk

G Fresh · Post by **G Fresh** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 3:36 am

Granted, but he still gave me a non-alcoholic beer tree only this time it's spelled correctly, but that doesn't really screw up your wish now does it, Garr? Okay, we'll say that the tree got transplanted to your yard.

I wish that pocket lint was a form of currency.

bassplayer92 · Post by **bassplayer92** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 11:34 am

Granted, but its only good to buy Barbera Streissand CD's.

I wish my house would clean itself.

sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 11:45 am

Granted, but the house only cleans with ammonia, bleach and vinegar. It smells amazing.

I wish I had a Johnson Rod.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 12:21 pm

Granted, but its still connected to Magic.

I wish my hangover was gone.

Krieves · Post by **Krieves** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 1:48 pm

Granted, but you can never drink alcohol again. Ever.

I wish I had an invisible friend.

sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 7:19 pm

Granted, but he is a compulsive masturbater and grunts a lot.

I wish I had a talking cat.

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 7:44 pm

granted, but the only thing it knows is the lyrics to "Come Sail Away".

i wish my cell phone wasnt posessed.

sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:21 pm

Granted, but now it looks like this

I wish they would bring back pillaging.

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:20 pm

Granted... but by Pillaging you mean Ass Raping by a Huge Black Dude named Bubba.

I wish I hadn't revived this thread.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:32 pm

granted, but instead you revived this one:
http://fortwaynemusic.com/boards/viewto ... light=nice

I wish I could fly and shoot spaghetti out of my fingers.

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:33 pm

granted but it comes back and hits you in the face causing you to nose dive into a telephone pole and die.

I wish I was Jessica Alba's undies.

deek · Post by **deek** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:31 pm

Granted, but you're her undies as she is giving birth.

I wish I had more than 24 hours in a day.