CAPTION CONTEST - 12/21/06

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:24 am

"Wow...it smells like burnt vaseline in here. I better light a candle before mom gets here."

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:26 am

"...And, when the candle is gone, you can save the cool jar and stash your weed in it."

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:28 am

When he gets bored, Wallace pulls out the jar where he keps his soul and pokes at it with a pointy stick.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:30 am

Oliver's Army wrote:When he gets bored, Wallace pulls out the jar where he keps his soul and pokes at it with a pointy stick.

That made me choke I was laughing so hard.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:31 am

Wallace was dissapointed when his last "Jelly of the Month" ran out early. It was not the gift that kept on giving.

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:08 am

BEHIND THE SCENES: Mr. Wallace "gets rid" of Big John's Posts...

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:30 am

"No Chris, you won't find your dignity in there."

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:31 am

"When I'm at the mall, I like to stand with my back to everyone and flex my ass muscles like this..."

G Fresh · Post by **G Fresh** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:42 am

While he realized that running a mall kiosk was not the same as going on an away mission he always got nervous when he first put his red shirt on in the morning.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:37 pm

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:53 pm

New Dr. Suess book- "d*ck with a stick pokes a wick".

=^-..-^= · Post by **=^-..-^=** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:03 am

Hmmm. . . another walkaway. Perhaps 'burnt popcorn' scent isn't the right candle to attract customers.