lisa simpsons favorite cover boys are back!

david sumner · Post by **david sumner** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:25 pm

According to a frighteningly detailed report at Moviehole, it appears that Corey Haim and Corey Feldman have signed on to star in a new TV series that production company RDF USA will start pitching to networks tomorrow. Great news or sign of the apocalypse: You decide.

According to Moviehole, the show is aiming to be the latest installment in the "Look, We're Playing Cleverly Fictionalized Versions of Ourselves!" subgenre that has erupted over the past 12 months or so (yes, I blame Curb Your Enthusiasm for Fat Actress, The Comeback, and So noTORIous). The plot, such as it is, will feature Corey #1 (That's Feldman) living a solid, suburban life with his wife and kid. All hell breaks lose, however, when that Crazy Corey #2 (Haim, for those of you with the attention spans of goldfish) -- "single and the total opposite of Feldman" -- shows up and screws up his stable, predictable existence.

If this one works, networks should expect to be fielding pitches from Judd Nelson in just a matter of minutes.

Massage...Bored · Post by **Massage...Bored** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:34 pm

Steel......

Dissproving the statement, "Judd Nelson is f*cking harsh!" since 1997.

BIGFrame · Post by **BIGFrame** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:24 pm

The fact you made the title of this a most excellent Simpsons reference is worth being mentioned.
+3 to your cool points.

Sej

Mama Dragon · Post by **Mama Dragon** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:23 pm

This scenario is even scarier than the Damon as Kirk idea.

david sumner · Post by **david sumner** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:15 am

BIGFrame wrote:The fact you made the title of this a most excellent Simpsons reference is worth being mentioned.
+3 to your cool points.

Sej

thanks

i can use all i get!

heaven's chimney · Post by **heaven's chimney** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 5:07 pm

the coreys. i used to have a feldman fetish. but didn't we all?

License to Drive 4 Life

QWETTY · Post by **QWETTY** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 5:15 pm

no idea what this topic is about because of my ADD... but i saw the word "feldman" and it reminded me of seinfeld

heaven's chimney · Post by **heaven's chimney** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 7:23 pm

is Seinfeld's Feldman the guy who is a total Jerry fanboy? (or TJF)

david sumner · Post by **david sumner** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:12 pm

feldman is bizarro kramer in the bizarro episode of seinfeld

Massage...Bored · Post by **Massage...Bored** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:58 pm

heaven's chimney wrote: License to Drive 4 Life

It was their finest work together.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:04 pm

Mercedes Boy

sharkmansix · Post by **sharkmansix** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:09 pm

'the Lost Boys' rules. Seriously.