Corrupted Wish Game

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:21 am

granted, but your contestants are Burt Reynolds, Sean Connery and Adam Sandler.

I wish I had an adult bookstore near my house.

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:35 am

granted but it only sells gay midget amputee porn.

I wish I didn't have to drive by her house every day to go to work.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:41 am

Granted. But you have to drive past every Ex you ever dated while they point and laugh.

I wish I knew who farted near my office. Damn.

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:48 am

Granted but it's not a fart it's your upper lip.

I wish all my ex's lived in Texas.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:20 am

Granted, but the Lone Star State launches a full on assault against the union and The United States is now called Texas.

I wish I had some flaming hot cheetos!

sharkmansix · Post by **sharkmansix** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:38 am

Granted, but it's flaming hot diarrea.

I wish I could never work again; but never need money.

MynameisJenn · Post by **MynameisJenn** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:40 am

granted but you are in alcatraz.

I wish my old roomate was my roomate again

InDaTrunk · Post by **InDaTrunk** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:42 am

Granted but she can't stop making mini cupcakes and they fill up your kitchen, your dining room and soon your whole apartment

I wish I could quit locking myself out of the apartment I'm watching.

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:50 am

Granted but now you are locked in the room with some amorous llamas.

I wish I could take a day off and leave the pager at home.

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:55 am

granted but it mutates into a Trapper Keeper and tries to assimilate the world.

I wish I had a girl who looks good... i'd call her.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:57 am

granted, but on the phone she sounds like me and you get so turned on you cream your jeans.

I wish I was invincible.

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:11 am

granted but like superman you have one weakness.. and your kryptonite is Fleeks underwear.

I wish I didn't have to wish for anything... that I was happy with what and where I am.

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:54 am

I killed the thread... I killed the thread!!

I wish I hadn't.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:02 pm

(YOU DIDN'T)

Granted, but then you wake up and realize it was a dream like some crappy 'Dallas' episode.

I wish, by Stevie Wonder

InDaTrunk · Post by **InDaTrunk** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:18 pm

Your steve wonder wish is granted, however you realize you requested I Wish by Skee-lo.

I wish I didn't have gas.