WTF IS UP WITH THE ORANGE SKIN?

Dagwood Lee · Post by **Dagwood Lee** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:34 pm

Ladies. Seriously. Just becasue spring is here and summer approaches, you don't have to bake your skin to a rust-orange hue. It's overkill. It looks like shite. If I wanted to date a 70 yr.old, I'd move to Naples, FL and find me a Jewish sugar mama. Ease up. White skin or olive skin looks good. Your natural color loooks good. A moderate tan is hot, but the orange thing has got to go.

Gentleman? Are you with me on this?

WBOB · Post by **WBOB** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:39 pm

2nd'd,....

[ insert coinciding pic here ]

Aero · Post by **Aero** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:52 pm

That spray-on sh*t looks just as bad. It turns women into walking carrots.

And if you're a man who does this, get a life

LowLife · Post by **LowLife** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:53 pm

^ TUSHIE!

Dagwood Lee · Post by **Dagwood Lee** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:10 pm

Men don't, or shouldn't, tan in tanning beds or out of bottles. That is....well, not right. Was gonna say ghay.

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:21 pm

A nice tan is nice but orange is not good.

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:26 pm

I love people who try to sport the fake tan in mid-December like we're supposed to believe they just walked in off the beach or something.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:27 pm

PMS Azrael · Post by **PMS Azrael** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:58 pm

Lmao I'm a CHICK and I'm with you guys. I hate when girls who are going to Florida for Spring Break go tanning so they'll look like they were outside. Just go outside!

Jambrea · Post by **Jambrea** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 12:02 am

PMS Azrael wrote:Lmao I'm a CHICK and I'm with you guys. I hate when girls who are going to Florida for Spring Break go tanning so they'll look like they were outside. Just go outside!

I agree! Plus there are so many other things you could spend your money on!!

traumaqueen · Post by **traumaqueen** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 4:35 am

OK, Dagwood.....
you saw my legs in that skirt tonight.
what would you have preferred??
the crazy pasty-pale spec. you observed, or the orange fake-tan?
because i don't get much time in the sun.....
and i have decisions to make.

Dagwood Lee · Post by **Dagwood Lee** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:48 am

I didn't notice anything overdone. Your skin tone looked very natural. So obviously you were good. I'd give your legs a 9'er---for length, shape, and skin tone! LMAO So long as that's cool with Adam. Ahem.

fragile_funk · Post by **fragile_funk** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:18 am

It looks like piss, but if you're going to do it at least dye your hair green to match.

angski · Post by **angski** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 12:49 pm

traumaqueen wrote: because i don't get much time in the sun.....
and i have decisions to make.

Same here!

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:19 pm

angski wrote:
traumaqueen wrote: because i don't get much time in the sun.....
and i have decisions to make.
Same here!

But you aren't orange.

And if you go "Spray-on" I'll smack you.