Don't let it be said

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 8:17 am

That I don't also post things from the other side of the fence. This happens to be pretty funny and another representation (in the form of a joke - as most of my posts are) of how the media are nothing spin doctors

The Pope is visiting Washington, D.C., and President Bush
takes him out for an afternoon on the Potomac, cruising on the Presidential
yacht.

They're admiring the sights when, all of a sudden, the Pope's
hat (zucchetto) blows off his head and out into the water.
Secret Service guys start to launch a boat, but President Bush
waves them off, saying, "Wait, wait. I'll take care of this. Don't
worry." Bush then steps off the yacht onto the surface of the water
and walks out to the Holy Father's little hat, bends over, picks it up,
and then walks back to the yacht and climbs aboard. He hands the hat to
the Pope amid stunned silence.

The next morning, the headlines in the New York Times, Boston
Globe, Atlanta Constitution, Washington Post, Boston Herald, Buffalo
News, Houston Chronicle, Milwaukee Sentinel-Journal, Minneapolis
Tribune, Denver Post, Albuquerque Journal, Los Angeles Times, and San
Francisco Chronicle all proclaim: "Bush Can't Swim!"

subgenius88 · Post by **subgenius88** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 6:12 pm

You're not fooling anyone you god-less commie liberal terrorist-loving red.

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 8:57 pm

subgenius88 wrote: You're not fooling anyone you god-less commie liberal terrorist-loving red.

Even I wouldn't go that far

jforbes · Post by **jforbes** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 12:32 pm

That almost redeems all of the Leftist post.

F$ucking hilarious though

subgenius88 · Post by **subgenius88** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 7:55 pm

bassjones wrote:
subgenius88 wrote: You're not fooling anyone you god-less commie liberal terrorist-loving red.
Even I would go that far

I know. That was my bassjones impression.

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 11:35 pm

subgenius88 wrote:
bassjones wrote:
subgenius88 wrote: You're not fooling anyone you god-less commie liberal terrorist-loving red.
Even I wouldn't go that far
I know. That was my bassjones impression.

I figured that.... and I hate you

=^-..-^= · Post by **=^-..-^=** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:45 pm

This is a variation on the old farmer's bird dog joke.

The farmer wants to impress his cranky old neighbor, and discovers that his new dog can walk on water, so he plans for them to go hunting together. He says nothing, justs downs a duck, and sends the dog after it. The dog walks across the water and retrieves the duck. "Do you notice anythin' unusual 'bout my dawg?" The farmer asks, etc.. . . .

This is like the Rush Limbaugh joke, where God announces to the press that the end of the world is at hand. The next day's headlines are:

New York Post: WE'RE GONE!

New York Daily News: God announces End of World, Details on Page 2B

New York Times: World Ending Tomorrow, Women and Minorities Hardest Hit