If someone in a store offers you assistance & they don't work there, you might live in Indiana.
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Indiana.
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Indiana.
If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Indiana.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE HOOSIER WHEN:
1. Vacation means going north or south on I-65 for the weekend.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once..
4. You often switch from heat to AC in the same day and back again.
5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events including weddings.
7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
9. You design your kids Halloween costum e to fit over a snow suit.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
11. You know all 5 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, road construction, & It's Hot.
12. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.
13. Down south means Kentucky to you.
14. A brat is something you eat.
15. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed.
16. You go out to a tailgate party every Friday.
17. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
18. You find 0 degrees a "little chilly."
19. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Indiana friends. (What's not to understand?)
You Might Live In Indiana If...
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You know you are from NORTHERN Indiana when:
You point to the big scary shiny ball of fire in the sky and ask, "What is that?"
What other people call Seasonal Affective Disorder, you just call Winter.
You point to the big scary shiny ball of fire in the sky and ask, "What is that?"
What other people call Seasonal Affective Disorder, you just call Winter.
"Yesterday Mr. Hall wrote that the printer's proof-reader was improving my punctuation for me, & I telegraphed orders to have him shot without giving him time to pray." -Mark Twain
"There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist."
Ayn Rand
". . .and the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, axe, and saw."
"There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist."
Ayn Rand
". . .and the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, axe, and saw."
This is great. It's funny how many of these things I see regularly.
