Corrupted Wish Game

pheenbass · Post by **pheenbass** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:06 pm

Granted, but there your only pair and you have to take from the homeless man who just wet himself

I wish G Fresh would teach me to spell

InDaTrunk · Post by **InDaTrunk** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:21 pm

Granted but he teaches you to spell in Portugese.

I wish I could figure out why I always lose my keys....

johnc · Post by **johnc** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:29 pm

granted, but you realize that you will now have to confront the evil dwarf that lives in your walls.

i wish i would have gotten in on this sooner!

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:31 pm

Granted. But then we would make fun of your homo-erotic avatar so much longer.

I wish that dirt tasted like candy.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:35 pm

granted, but you have to eat it with spinich which now tastes like dehydrated monkey urine

I wish I had a colostomy bag

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:38 pm

granted but it rips all the time in the most embarassing places and you smell like that for the rest of your life.

I wish I new what Beck was singing about in "Devils Haircut."

InDaTrunk · Post by **InDaTrunk** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:38 pm

Granted, but it leaks and everyone keeps calling you Big Chief Poopy Pants

I wish I had an adult beverage in my hand at this very moment. And some cabana boys giving me a neck rub while I work...

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:42 pm

Granted, but possession of a blended human adult is considered a felony punishable by five years of time in the Allen County Hilton. And your "cabana boys" are in the hilton with you. And they aren't really boys.

I wish I was witty...

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:47 pm

granted but you have to marry someone named Bobby.

I wish upon stars.

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:49 pm

Granted, but your wish to "wish upon a star" beams you to the sun, instantly turning your body into a million degree plasma.

I wish it was over...

InDaTrunk · Post by **InDaTrunk** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:49 pm

granted but you wished on a shooting star that is plummeting towards your head as we speak

I wish I knew what I wanted to be when I grow up...

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:59 pm

Okay, anderson deleted his or something!!

IDT: granted, but what you want to be when you grow up is: fleek in a dress and a wig

Anderson (who deleted his funny post):
granted, but that girl is really Fleek in a dress and wig.

I wish I could have my cake and eat it too.

johnc · Post by **johnc** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:40 pm

granted, but you really HAVE the cake
and givng birth to a cake is no fun. and then to eat the fruit of your loins well thats just gross dude!

i wish that i was really supposed to be looking at the internet all day long instead of hiding it from my co-workers.

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:50 pm

Granted, but someone turned off the pop up blocker and now you have 26,212 "Penile Enlargement Ad" windows opened.

I wish the kids would do their homework...

BasSmArt · Post by **BasSmArt** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:58 pm

Granted, you just didn't know what those kids were up to after school.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8828413/

I wish my boss would inform me that I'm getting a raise today.