Okay, that's just wrong!

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:55 pm

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id ... _article=1

ShadyPete · Post by **ShadyPete** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:14 pm

You nailed it not much more can be said. Correct me if I am wrong but won't this turn you in a zombie? Garr I need your insight.

Shaggydoo · Post by **Shaggydoo** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:15 pm

Way to go Keith! Now that's keeping it in the family!!!!

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 9:32 pm

ShadyPete wrote:You nailed it not much more can be said. Correct me if I am wrong but won't this turn you in a zombie? Garr I need your insight.

Yes, this is one of the many ways for a necromancer to create a zombie. I've never heard of it being self-administered before, though. Normally it requires at least a lvl 16 Necromancer and he will generally sneak the ashes in with the coke and not tell the user. Days later, the snorting party will rise as a Ju-Ju.

=^-..-^= · Post by **=^-..-^=** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:30 am

So, this is like some twisted stoner's version of communion.
For some tribal ritual, okay, maybe, but just to say you did it?

WBOB · Post by **WBOB** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:47 am

does Keith still have his "Pirates" makeup on?

"I was No. 1 on the `who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said.

The reason = The Living Dead.

ShadyPete · Post by **ShadyPete** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:24 am

Garr wrote:
ShadyPete wrote:You nailed it not much more can be said. Correct me if I am wrong but won't this turn you in a zombie? Garr I need your insight.
Yes, this is one of the many ways for a necromancer to create a zombie. I've never heard of it being self-administered before, though. Normally it requires at least a lvl 16 Necromancer and he will generally sneak the ashes in with the coke and not tell the user. Days later, the snorting party will rise as a Ju-Ju.

lol nice work

=^-..-^= · Post by **=^-..-^=** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:42 am

It turns out we were all duped. This story was an April Fool's prank.

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:25 am

=^-..-^= wrote:It turns out we were all duped. This story was an April Fool's prank.

The sad thing is, the story was very believable...

david sumner · Post by **david sumner** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:50 am

word on the street is that disney got angry when they heard this and had keith and his agent put the kabosh on it

they were worried that it would effect ticket sales for the new pirates film

its also been stated by the bloke that conducted the interview that he had to practically pry it out of keith

he didnt just come out and claim it as it has been presented

one would think if it had been planned out that he would have just said it outright

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:17 pm

"Keith Richards said that kids should not do drugs.

We can't do drugs because you already forking did them all.

WE have to wait until you die.. and smoke your ashes."

- Denis Leary