spoons player looking for death metal or hardcore punk band

iammarky · Post by **iammarky** » Fri May 04, 2007 5:52 pm

i like to play culture club on the salad shooter.

GRAVE ROBBER · Post by **GRAVE ROBBER** » Tue May 08, 2007 12:32 pm

I just learned "Lovin' Every Minute Of It" by Loverboy on the cheese grater. SAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTT!!

I gotta go, I'm gonna get working on "Some Guys Have All The Luck" by Rod Stewart

ARYAN 51 · Post by **ARYAN 51** » Tue May 08, 2007 5:59 pm

ive been playing the wok like a steel drum. anyone wanna start a ska band???

iammarky · Post by **iammarky** » Wed May 09, 2007 3:58 pm

ARYAN 51 wrote:ive been playing the wok like a steel drum. anyone wanna start a ska band???

yes. i will play the turkey baster as a horn.

echosauce1 · Post by **echosauce1** » Wed May 09, 2007 11:18 pm

I'm not sure if this is what your looking for but I can spin mad beats on a lazy susan.

WBOB · Post by **WBOB** » Thu May 10, 2007 9:32 am

I can make a mean "whirr" noise with my new fangled
electronic mixer dE-vice.

fredsanford · Post by **fredsanford** » Fri May 11, 2007 2:15 pm

you are all in luck, i am the regional manager for Oneida. we have recently been considering taking some local spoon acts out on the road....you know the big time..recording contracts, movie deals...everything all you guys are always looking for. We're trying to assemble a spoon orchestra complete from serving spoon through baby's first...auditions are being held at the village kitchen next week...and remember we are a flatware manufacturer so don't forget to tune down

GRAVE ROBBER · Post by **GRAVE ROBBER** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:48 pm

Sooooooooooooooo, anyone up for getting this band off the ground. We've all had a few months to carve out time in our respective lives.

Whattaya say?

SPOONCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

disentangled · Post by **disentangled** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:38 am

Finally !

SPOONS !!!!

An answer to all things musical, but only if you play it thru a quadruple rectumfryer (rectifier) stack with a metal pedal that makes insects implode at random.

But where do we mount the pickup ?

GRAVE ROBBER · Post by **GRAVE ROBBER** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:29 am

in your knees.