spoons player looking for death metal or hardcore punk band

iammarky · Post by **iammarky** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:16 pm

i have just learned how to play "Beef Stroganoff in E Minor" on the Crock Pot. It was absolutely amazing. It changed my life.

skylightdiva · Post by **skylightdiva** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:43 pm

Forget the jug, forget the utensils, I can play a wash board!!

ARYAN 51 · Post by **ARYAN 51** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:54 pm

ive been trying to come up with some band names. what do you guys think of "cannibal forks"???

WBOB · Post by **WBOB** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:45 pm

The Skiffle Kitchen Core Band

iammarky · Post by **iammarky** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:43 pm

audible culinary explosion (or ACE for short)

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:10 pm

U2ensils

iammarky · Post by **iammarky** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:22 pm

Oliver's Army wrote:U2ensils

great name.

Metaldrummerchadd · Post by **Metaldrummerchadd** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:23 pm

ARYAN 51 wrote:ive been playing the spoons for about 45 seconds now, since i ate a bowl of soup with one spoon and then used another for a pudding cup. i think im pretty good now and id like to start a serious spoon heavy band.
im gonna need a drummer, a guitar player or two, a singer, and possibly some backing spoon players. if you can write to spoons we should jam. i have no musical ability but i can play a short metallica medley with tea spoons. i think i just learned a cliff burton bass line. id like to sell out as soon as possible. please hurry!

also if anyone knows the lurking corpses tell them i said "sup".

Now is that a wooden spoon you play or plastic? If metal .....terdddzzzzzaaaa

Dr. Drew · Post by **Dr. Drew** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:44 pm

Sorry, we are looking for serious Spoon players only, not newbies

ARYAN 51 · Post by **ARYAN 51** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:20 pm

my italian grandma used to play the wooden spoon.....ON MY ASS!!!!!

GRAVE ROBBER · Post by **GRAVE ROBBER** » Thu May 03, 2007 4:02 pm

iammarky wrote:what are those things called that you put on either end of corn on the cob? yeah, i play those, really well.

I just picked me up a set o' them bad boys at the dollar store last night. I'll prolly eat some corn with them first, just to break them in properly, y'know season the instrument a bit. Then I'll get right on it.

Does anyone know a good "things you put on either side of the corn cob" teacher. I'm thinking about lessons.

deek · Post by **deek** » Thu May 03, 2007 4:34 pm

I was wondering, can this band use an experienced ladel player? I've been playing ladels in Tibet with a group of monks for the past 15 winters...

iammarky · Post by **iammarky** » Thu May 03, 2007 5:23 pm

NEWS FLASH: i can play every single TRIXTER song on the cheese grater.

ARYAN 51 · Post by **ARYAN 51** » Thu May 03, 2007 5:46 pm

i have some of those corn cob thingies, and theyre shaped like little corns!!!

GRAVE ROBBER · Post by **GRAVE ROBBER** » Fri May 04, 2007 3:46 pm

ARYAN 51 wrote:i have some of those corn cob thingies, and theyre shaped like little corns!!!

well, duh. you think i'd play some sub par corn thingys? jeesh!!!

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