Uncle Tony

[HillgrassBluebillyFTW]

Uncle Tony

Well, I called up Uncle Tony
and all he had was pills.
Anything would be better
for the way my head feels.

I don't know what he gave me,
but I took them any way.
I fired up my old Dodge
it's gonna be one of them days.

I found my girl was cheatin,
she played me like a fool.
I plan to pay her a visit,
but not without my murder tool.

Now Johnny always said
not to take your guns to town.
But it took a second shot
to put ol' Dehlia down.

I found my girls was cheatin,
and I put her in the ground.
I threw my lovin' .45
in a lake outside of town.

After the deal went down
I needed me a drink.
The pills had really kicked in
and I could barely speak.

Next day I called up Uncle Tony
to get me some more pills.
Cause anything is better
than the way that my head feels.