I bought pencils through a root canal

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I bought pencils through a root canal

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A pencil with a tootsie gloss and scavange orange rhubard bicycle drank dairy products, and produced what become known as "frollicking with foot and ginger" to those who owned the minefield. It blew its top daily and violently smoke blew outward into a stable like pose. The cattle of the village would have to learn to thrive in such a place or all would be lost. As the villagers sold milk and cheese to the distraught and downright bulligerent Bumble Bee Baluga Whale. He wore stripes like a cape, and a cod like iron on an anvil. He fit together pieces of potato skins like "The rogue squadron dims" as said by Leandross the purple and pink Prefect. Rule number uno was to bingo with a forest green antelope in the jungle. And bond with the Jaguar's Sister's grey coated filling of her root canal. And in turn a pencil appeared. And not just any pencil, this one was your basic no. 2 sharp and steady.

"Make sure you fill in the whole cicle. Don't just put an X or an O as the machine can't read it".

Sadly all Leandross' bingo playing had left him with a below average score on this test. He would have to have rough anal boink scallops with this woman or he wouldn't pass. And he didn't as even a snail wouldn't hop on his limp ass pop can.
"This is a painting, not a graphic work"
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