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jojo the circus monkey · Wed Feb 08, 2006 2:10 pm

So if you haven't already heard, there's been some Baptist church burnings in Alabama.

The first group I thought of was Klansmen. Then they said it may not be race-related. Now I'm almost certain it's Black Metal people.

Who do you think it is?

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 2:16 pm

What biotechnology is involved with making people out of black metal?

jojo the circus monkey · Wed Feb 08, 2006 2:25 pm

it's called Angstandalienationandadabofpurestupidity.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 2:27 pm

jojo the circus monkey wrote:it's called Angstandalienationandadabofpurestupidity.

- ology

The Hand of Poo · Post by **The Hand of Poo** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:17 pm

I'm rooting for the my home team, anarchists who watch CNN and Fox!

Angstandalienationandadabofpurestupidityology is a common disease in the midwest, I've found. Which is odd, considering I believe the disease orignated in northern Europe somewhere and leads me to believe cheap leather chaps, white face makeup and poor beard hygiene are the carrying hosts. Somewhere, kids must be coming in contact with mimes, cowboys, vikings, or circus clowns (possibly even philandering carnies) and contracting the disease.

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:55 pm

My first instinct says redneck, KKK, Skinhead types, but then... They're burning churches that feature caucasian attendees too, so now I'm thinking it's just dumb hillbillies that like settin stuff on fire. Or some group of church haters. Then there's the late model non-domestic SUV, which makes think redneck frat boy stunt...

Morphine Child · Post by **Morphine Child** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:31 pm

Hmm...I haven't heard about this, but I suppose I'll wager a guess. I'm going to cancel out Black Metal fans because I suspect they're in their rooms drinking blood and headbanging to some slamming muzak. The Klan: Are there african americans in the church? If not, what's the point aye? Good Ol' Boys: tough to rule out, but their own churches? hmmm...Fans of Richard Dawkins: In Alabama? hahahahahahahha!...Anarchists who watch CNN and Fox News...another strong possibility.

I would guess a group of misguided teenagers due to the lack of: a fully developed prefrontal cortex, something to do, and parents who give a sh*t. They also just picked up "The Satanic Bible" and "The Antichrist" both of which they wholly misinterpreted. They probably also read about some crazy teenagers down the road burning down babtist churches and figured "hey, that's a good idear".

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:44 pm

I vote rich (relative term) high school kids who have nothing better to do....

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jojo the circus monkey · Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:51 pm

Fans of Richard Dawkins: In Alabama? hahahahahahahha!

HAHAHAHAHA BRUTAL DOOD! BRUTAL!

hey Arkface, good call, $ucka!

on edit:
Ark, there's a delete feature a lot of times so you can delete an entire post.

G Fresh · Post by **G Fresh** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 1:08 pm

Hmmmm...could it be...SATAN?!

Modus Operandai · Post by **Modus Operandai** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 6:17 pm

What's to say it isn't just a plain old serial arsonist?
There are too many possibilities and not enough evidence yet.

G Fresh · Post by **G Fresh** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:29 pm

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/co ... 24_pf.html

b_pizzle · Post by **b_pizzle** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:02 pm

It was started as a joke? I can think of many funnier things to do than go around burning buildings....

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 3:01 pm

bwohlgemuth wrote:I vote rich (relative term) high school kids who have nothing better to do....

Do I win anything?

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