Allen County Kung Fu Ban?

[MrSpall]

I was watching a Bruce Lee movie on AMC over the weekend. I realized that all of the bad guys were being seriously injured thanks to Bruce's Kung Fu. It wasn't their own Kung Fu that got them into trouble - it was secondhand Kung Fu.

Secondhand Kung Fu Kills! Next thing you know you won't be able to perform Kung Fu in any public building in Allen County. You'll have to keep your Kung Fu at least 20 feet from building entrances. Strippers will be outside, scantily clad, taking Kung Fu breaks.

I'm very upset.

First they came for the smokers, and I did not speak up, because I was not a smoker. Then they came for the Kung Fu masters, and I did not speak up, because I was not a Kung Fu master . . .

[angski]

nice