Corrupted Wish Game

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:37 am

granted, but it's anderson

I wish Shaun Morgan Welgemoed wasn't in rehab.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:14 pm

Granted, but Seether is never coming back to Fort Wayne, apparently.

I wish that all FWM staff and admin could share wives and girlfriends at Klub Utopia next weekend.

http://www.klubutopia.com

Heh

bassplayer92 · Post by **bassplayer92** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:22 pm

Granted but they all have herpes.

I wish rampaging hippos would take over the world.

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:47 pm

granted, but now the world has been turned in to the set of "The View".

i wish i had a bucket.

sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 6:09 pm

granted, but your bucket is full of human turds.

I wish I had a Gorilla.

G Fresh · Post by **G Fresh** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 6:17 pm

Granted, but it's a Gorilla Mask and you have a lot of explaining to do to your wife.

I wish my temp agency would get me a job and soon as I'm barely hanging on down here.

Krieves · Post by **Krieves** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:32 pm

Granted, but the job is a bl*wjob, so no cash for you.

I wish that I had a beer keg that never ran empty.

bassplayer92 · Post by **bassplayer92** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:34 pm

Granted,but u can't stop drinking it so u die of alchohol poisining.

I wish I owned Coney Island.

sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:36 am

Granted, but it is Coney Island Amusement park and you are gang raped by clowns.

I wish I had a theme song.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:11 am

Granted, but it's "I'm Coming Out" and you have to wear a peacock costume while it plays and every time you go through a door, a dimensional rift makes it look like you're walking out of the closet.

I wish that I were a cartoon character.

G Fresh · Post by **G Fresh** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:42 pm

Granted, but you are now 2 dimensional and accidentally fall through a sewer grate one day, never to be heard from again.

I wish Kari Byron was my love slave.

bassplayer92 · Post by **bassplayer92** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 6:43 pm

Granted, but she turns out to be a psycho!

I wish i had 50 cents.

Krieves · Post by **Krieves** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 6:49 pm

Granted, but it's the rapper 50 Cent and he beats you up.

I wish I could vaporize things with my xray vision.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 6:52 pm

Granted.

But your new nickname is 'Stubby'

I wish I could shave a yak.

sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:25 pm

Granted, but I thought you said "back" and I really needed it done, and you really didn't seem to mind that I was naked.

I wish I could juggle chainsaws.