Caption Contest 12/18/06

Non-music discussion. Discuss things that are on your mind or things that don't have anything to do with music. Lets try to keep it clean people, there are little children present.

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Poll ended at Sat Dec 30, 2006 8:02 am

Santa's last thought before he hit the ground was, "I knew I shouldn't have brought deer jerky on this trip.".
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Anderson's mom woke up, rolled over, looked down, and tragically realized that Christmas wasn't coming this year.
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THIS is why they wouldn't let poor Rudolph play in any reindeer games.
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Twas the night before Christmas and Santa was soused.
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Despite completely wiping out on his triple Salchow attempt, Santa picked himself up, brushed himself off and finished his routine before tearfully seeking solace in Brian Boitano's loving embrace.
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33%
 
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At his first AA meeting, a certain Mr.C learns that 13 steps lead down.
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Upon returning from his Christmas Eve deliveries, Santa discover all too late that his waterbed heater had stopped working.
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After too many drinks, Santa comes out of the closet and tries to get a piece of the Winter Warlock.
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Before he and Mrs. Claus met, Santa always had trouble with the ladies. He was never very good at coming up with a good icebreaker.
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After a hard night of working this is how Santa chills.
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Crack is whack.
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After breaking all his teeth in this fall, Santa never trusted that dentist elf again
There are 10 types of people in the world.

Those who understand binary. . .

. . .and those who don't.

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So much for raping penguins.
There are 10 types of people in the world.

Those who understand binary. . .

. . .and those who don't.

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...and then one Christmas Jack Frost just snapped out of jealousy and went from 'nipping at his nose' to 'slamming his face repeatedly into a frozen pond'.

Santa's last thought before he hit the ground was, "I knew I shouldn't have brought deer jerky on this trip.".

Despite completely wiping out on his triple Salchow attempt, Santa picked himself up, brushed himself off and finished his routine before tearfully seeking solace in Brian Boitano's loving embrace.
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The reindeer finally repaid Santa for their stupid, goofy names.
There are 10 types of people in the world.

Those who understand binary. . .

. . .and those who don't.

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Check out these sites:

[url=http://www.OhSoHumorous.com]OhSoHumorous.com[/url]
[url=http://www.TopDailyMemes.com]TopDailyMemes.com[/url]
[url=http://www.RandomDailyMemes.com]RandomDailyMemes.com[/url]
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[url=http://www.FailUniversity.com]FailUniversity.com[/url]
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Never argue with Ms. Claus when the sleigh is in the air
There are 10 types of people in the world.

Those who understand binary. . .

. . .and those who don't.

[url]http://www.garrmusic.com[/url]

Check out these sites:

[url=http://www.OhSoHumorous.com]OhSoHumorous.com[/url]
[url=http://www.TopDailyMemes.com]TopDailyMemes.com[/url]
[url=http://www.RandomDailyMemes.com]RandomDailyMemes.com[/url]
[url=http://www.BestDailyMemes.com]BestDailyMemes.com[/url]
[url=http://www.FortWayneMusic.om]FortWayneMusic.om[/url]
[url=http://www.Kwalis.com]Kwalis.com[/url]
[url=http://www.SoHumorous.com]SoHumorous.com[/url]
[url=http://www.FailUniversity.com]FailUniversity.com[/url]
[url=http://www.FaceFullOf.com]FaceFullOf.com[/url]
[url=http://www.NuZuDu.com]NuZuDu.com[/url]
[url=http://www.FireFlyGoods.com]FireFlyGoods.com[/url]
[url=http://www.ThePeopleBlog.com]ThePeopleBlog.com[/url]
[url=http://www.StealMyMemes.com]StealMyMemes.com[/url]
[url=http://www.DontStealMyMemes.com]DontStealMyMemes.com[/url]

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All the naughy kids finally paid Santa back for the years of coal.
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That's the last time Santa accuses Mrs. Claus of being frigid.
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