Caption Contest #2 - 12/12/06

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:26 pm

"Mmmphh!!!"

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:32 pm

Since the tragic accident at the rodeo, Al cant seem to master the skills needed to draw with his mouth

MrSpall · Post by **MrSpall** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:34 pm

I just can't quit you nicotine!

G Fresh · Post by **G Fresh** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:38 pm

"What the hell am I smokin'? This Twister mat is all kinds of f*cked up."

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:44 pm

Dr. Joseph Dolan: Drop your shorts and bend over.

Fletch: No...we don't have to, I mean, maybe I just haven't been doing enough calesthenics...you know my kidneys feel alot better now, maybe if I just bent over like this every morning......

[Dolan inserts his finger into Fletch's anus with an audible "pop" sound]

Fletch: [singing] Moon River......
[talking] Whew...ever serve time, Doc?

Dr. Joseph Dolan: Breathe easy.

Fletch: Yeah...breathe easy... Ahh!! Using the whole fist, Doc?!

Dr. Joseph Dolan: Well, I can't seem to find anything wrong with you, Mr. Babar.

Fletch: Well, I'm sure it's not for a lack of looking.

poopstains · Post by **poopstains** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:51 pm

"Did I say two fingers...better make it three."

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:00 pm

Sadly, Al discoverd the hard way that booze and smokes does not keep one regular.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:42 pm

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:43 pm

That's the last time I watch Jackass on acid...

Al Quandt · Post by **Al Quandt** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:56 pm

omg i just saw this. you guys are turds.

hearts.

your right about the not beign regular thing, woah.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:58 pm

PUSH IT OUT
PUSH IT OUT

PUSH IT WAAAAAAAAAAAAY OUT

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:59 pm

Ah, push it
Ah, push it

Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby
Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby

Get up on this!

Ow! Baby!
Salt and Pepa's here!

(Now wait a minute, y'all
This dance ain't for everybody
Only the sexy people
So all you fly mothers, get on out there and dance
Dance, I said!)

Salt and Pepa's here, and we're in effect
Want you to push it, babe
Coolin' by day then at night working up a sweat
C'mon girls, let's go show the guys that we know
How to become number one in a hot party show
Now push it

Ah, push it - push it good
Ah, push it - push it real good
Ah, push it - push it good
Ah, push it - p-push it real good

Hey! Ow!
Push it good!

Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby
Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby

Push it good
Push it real good
Ah, push it
Ah, push it

Yo, yo, yo, yo, baby-pop
Yeah, you come here, gimme a kiss
Better make it fast or else I'm gonna get pissed
Can't you hear the music's pumpin' hard like I wish you would?
Now push it

Push it good
Push it real good
Push it good
P-push it real good

Ah, push it
Get up on this!

Boy, you really got me going
You got me so I don't know what I'm doing

Ah, push it

The Hand of Poo · Post by **The Hand of Poo** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 4:39 am

"Okay.. now which one of these *HICCUP* three items is the ashtray?"

MrSpall · Post by **MrSpall** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:01 am

A pantless editor from Brokeback Mountain looks over cut-scene screen caps as he prepares the 'special' features for the DVD.