Corrupted Wish Game

G Fresh · Post by **G Fresh** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:23 pm

Granted, but now your car is stuck in the middle of nowhere and you can hear banjos.

I wish that smoking actually did make you look cool.

pheenbass · Post by **pheenbass** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:26 pm

granted, but then your a cool looking smoker with lung cancer and you die

i wish I could do a "Truth" commercial about tabaco

G Fresh · Post by **G Fresh** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:42 pm

Granted, but no one takes it seriously because no one knows what "tabaco" is. T-O-B-A-C-C-O for future reference.

I wish that I was a great guitarist.

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:43 pm

granted, but the message dosent get across because you were in a commercial about Tabasco.

I wish i had a full stapler.

G Fresh · Post by **G Fresh** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:50 pm

Granted, unfortunately it's full of illegal substances and you get busted.

I still wish I was a great guitarist.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:55 pm

Granted but all you can afford is a damn LEFT HANDED cheapo-knockoff acoustic form the Guitar Center tm

I wish my palms wouldn't sweat when I am nervous.

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:11 pm

granted but they don't sweat when you masturbate either and with no lube it becomes quite painful.

I wish my car would start when a hottie is near it.

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:14 pm

granted, but your car is gay and it only starts around dudes.

i wish anderson's mom would stop servicing me.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:17 pm

Granted. But Anderson HIMSELF steps in to finish you off.

I wish I could get THAT mental image outa my head.

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:19 pm

granted but instead it's replaced with the theme song from the Morning X running through your head.

I wish it wasn't running through my head right now.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:22 pm

granted, but now it's crawling and will take much longer.

I wish I had a 13" p e n i s

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:24 pm

granted but it's in your ass.

I wish I could play guitar or harmonica.

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:36 pm

Granted, but you can only play cheesy elevator music.

I wish I knew what the next question was...

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:42 pm

granted, but you're still technically a retard.

i wish i had xray vision, just through clothes.

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:58 pm

Granted, but you can only look through one person's clothes....hers.

I wish I knew where my pants were...