Dear ________:

traumaqueen · Post by **traumaqueen** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:15 am

dear boys,
first of all, those are not good boobs. seriously.
second, since when did kari make it into your top 5, Atherton.?
it's time for a "Top 5 Review" in the A. household.
sincerely,
beanbeanthetraumaqueen

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:18 am

traumaqueen wrote: second, since when did kari make it into your top 5, Atherton.?

since you told me i couldnt have Shelley Dixon in it.

traumaqueen · Post by **traumaqueen** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:24 am

adam atherton wrote:
traumaqueen wrote: second, since when did kari make it into your top 5, Atherton.?
since you told me i couldnt have Shelley Dixon in it.

zing!

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:34 am

dear dude powercrapping in the bathroom 6 feet from my office-

1) if i have to sit here and listen to you poop, i'd appreciate it if you would leave the fan on when you exit.

2) if it requires that much effort to release, try some fiber in your diet, or maybe give it a little more time to berth.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:36 am

::shakes his head:: Those are great boobs. My description/explanation of why might cause Al to call me out on porn again, so I'll refrain, but about the only thing about them that isn't great might be the coloration of the areolae. I don't want to argue taste, but on a purely mechanical level, those boobs are an easy 8.5 out of 10.

Al Quandt · Post by **Al Quandt** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:43 am

Dear Garr,

Stop looking at PORN and work on your PHP mySql talents!!!!

Sincerly,
FWM.com the Site

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:44 am

I actually have the php.net manual up in an alternate tab.

Al Quandt · Post by **Al Quandt** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:46 am

way to multi task

G Fresh · Post by **G Fresh** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 2:46 pm

Dear Me Again,

Holy crap! What have I started?!

WBOB · Post by **WBOB** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:08 pm

Dear Skateboarder,

when you're weaving in and out of traffic
and are one of the reasons my brake pads
are wearing down,... just two words.

SKATE PARK

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:33 pm

traumaqueen wrote:dear boys,
first of all, those are not good boobs. seriously.
second, since when did kari make it into your top 5, Atherton.?
it's time for a "Top 5 Review" in the A. household.
sincerely,
beanbeanthetraumaqueen

bean, you obviously still have not figured out boys. In our world there is no such thing as "not good boobs". Seriously.

btw, I didn't view the link because A. I figured it was pornographic in nature and I avoid it like I avoid Pat Robertson. and B. I'm at work.

G Fresh · Post by **G Fresh** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:50 pm

bean, you obviously still have not figured out boys. In our world there is no such thing as "not good boobs".

Seriously, Jones? Maybe my standards are too high, but I've definitely seen some not good boobs.

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:24 pm

Perhaps I should clarify...

When speaking of otherwise reasonably healthy young women between the ages of (let's for legal reasons say...) 19 and 40 or so (perhaps quite a bit older if a woman keeps herself quite fit), with no gross abnormalities, there is no such thing as "not nice boobs".

=^-..-^= · Post by **=^-..-^=** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:56 pm

G Fresh wrote:Dear Mythbuster Kari Byron,

Please quit being so smart and hot and utterly unattainable.

l:

Are you saying she should be DUMB, Not so Hot, and then ATTAINABLE?

KB, Don't change. . . .

G Fresh · Post by **G Fresh** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:11 pm

Are you saying she should be DUMB, Not so Hot, and then ATTAINABLE? Wink

Perhaps I worded that poorly, but I guess if she was all those things that you say, that would put her almost down in my league...so...hmmmmm...