Dear ________:

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:47 pm

Deal Al:

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:49 pm

My son actually has that book.

Al Quandt · Post by **Al Quandt** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:50 pm

Garr wrote:My son actually has that book.

I bought it for my grandfather a few years back

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:51 pm

Dear Oliver's Army:

lay off the thrice daily steaks washed down with a tall glass of mayonnaise. the pack a day habit dosen't help much, either. butter is not a food group.

be good to me, or i will hurt you.

sincerely,

Al's colon

(just kidding-- sincerely,

your heart)

jforbes · Post by **jforbes** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:32 pm

Dear guy in front of me at a coffee shop,

Quit ordering a made up drink consisting of fifteen words and two breaths.
All I want is some freaking hot chocolate which I can pay for, have made and be out the door before you finish saying your drinks name.

Thank you,
Anyone who enjoys a simple cup of coffee or hot chocolate.

G Fresh · Post by **G Fresh** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:17 am

Dear Mythbuster Kari Byron,

Please quit being so smart and hot and utterly unattainable.

Dear Atherton,

Can I get an Amen?

Dear Me,

Stop being such a stalker.

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:42 am

G Fresh wrote:
Dear Atherton,

Can I get an Amen?

yes, you can. AMEN.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:17 am

NOT WORK SAFE

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:26 am

Damn you, work!!

*shakes fists*

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:28 am

I think it's a fake. . .but it's nice to look at nonetheless!

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:35 am

it's fake.

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:36 am

dear garr-

stop posting fake nude pictures of girls on my top 5.

thanks,
A

Al Quandt · Post by **Al Quandt** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:46 am

Dear Garr,

Stop posting Porn on this site.

Admin

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:48 am

oh, yeah....that too.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:11 am

I consider that to be a work of art. . .

Look at the angular perspective of the way the splayed fingers cross the horizon line of the mountainous media. I could only wish to have the talent (and opportunity) to place flour handprints like those.

It's an issue of interpretation.