Non-music discussion. Discuss things that are on your mind or things that don't have anything to do with music. Lets try to keep it clean people, there are little children present.
Good God no. Moreover, we were in a big conference room sitting at a table and she gave EVERYONE a needle. Talk about my nightmare scenario. Everywhere I looked around me, within 3 feet of me there was a needle. I freaked.
Wow, that sucks...
So I take it you didn't see Saw II...
I cringed during the needle part in that, I can't imagine how you would feel.
anderson wrote:i fear that stupid people are running the world.
I fear that even more stupid people are LETTING stupid people run the world . . .
(not directed at you)
"Yesterday Mr. Hall wrote that the printer's proof-reader was improving my punctuation for me, & I telegraphed orders to have him shot without giving him time to pray." -Mark Twain
"There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist."
Ayn Rand
". . .and the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, axe, and saw."
I have a fear, or maybe call it more of an anxiety, that strikes from being in a bar that I'm STUCK at for the night (have to play a show, run sound or whatever).
Normally, a public deuce does not faze me (not preferable to home, but if it's clean and nature calls...) When I go to the bathroom to pee, I see the condition of the stall (sometimes that is the only thing open) and think (and pray) please please please don't make me have to poop tonight.
I've even planned out potential escape routes from viewing the carnage that may include a gas station bathroom down the street. That's how bad some bars can be.
I have actually refused to eat certain foods for lunch when I knew I had a show later that night because of this.
echosauce1 wrote:This is embarrasing but I'll share.
I have a fear, or maybe call it more of an anxiety, that strikes from being in a bar that I'm STUCK at for the night (have to play a show, run sound or whatever).
Normally, a public deuce does not faze me (not preferable to home, but if it's clean and nature calls...) When I go to the bathroom to pee, I see the condition of the stall (sometimes that is the only thing open) and think (and pray) please please please don't make me have to poop tonight.
I've even planned out potential escape routes from viewing the carnage that may include a gas station bathroom down the street. That's how bad some bars can be.
I have actually refused to eat certain foods for lunch when I knew I had a show later that night because of this.
Been there, done that and even shat myself on the way home due to delayed execution of the escape plan. Trust me, I feel ya, brother.
And that reminds me of a couple weeks back when I was taking a piss @ O's...had to use the stall and it reminded me of a time about 3 years ago when I had no possible way to leave the bar (I was hammered AND I didn't drive) and I just had to go. I didn't layer with TP or anything...I sat on that forking thing and to this very day, I dream of the crotch crickets hopping around on that toilet seat, doing the Running Man and singing "We Are Family". I promise I'll never be that drunk again. And if I know I'm going to be, I'll eat a ton of cheese before I go out.
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Speaking of using public bathrooms... I don't like peeing in urinals. I know a lot of guys do, but I don't. You ever check out the walls near a urinal. Disgusting. Splatter city. If you pee on the urinal mint...splatter. Pee on the plastic thing that keeps the urinal mint from going down the drain....splatter. Pee right into the urinal...splatter. You can even try aiming to the side so the stream curves around the shape of the urinal...still splatters. You ever worn flip flops and stood next to a guy that had no idea that his urine stream could douse a 4 alarm fire? Nasty. I know bar bathrooms can be gross, but if I have a choice of standing at a urinal next to the drunk guy that can barely stand up straight, let alone pee into the big white thing in front of him, and using a questionable looking stall, I'll take the stall every time.
some of us have body jewelry that prevents us urinating in urinals. it can be a pain to have to sit down to urinate, but it's better than contending with dueling streams of piss being spread by a surgical steel stud that penetrates your johnson.
Garr wrote:some of us have body jewelry that prevents us urinating in urinals. it can be a pain to have to sit down to urinate, but it's better than contending with dueling streams of piss being spread by a surgical steel stud that penetrates your johnson.
Why's everybody alway picking on me?
Cause you run like a girl and you sit down to pee.
1. I am the true vine, and my Father is the gardener. 2. He cuts off every branch in me that bears no fruit, while every branch that does bear fruit he prunes so that it will be even more fruitful. - Romans 15
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zenmandan wrote:Speaking of using public bathrooms... I don't like peeing in urinals. I know a lot of guys do, but I don't. You ever check out the walls near a urinal. Disgusting. Splatter city. If you pee on the urinal mint...splatter. Pee on the plastic thing that keeps the urinal mint from going down the drain....splatter. Pee right into the urinal...splatter. You can even try aiming to the side so the stream curves around the shape of the urinal...still splatters. You ever worn flip flops and stood next to a guy that had no idea that his urine stream could douse a 4 alarm fire? Nasty. I know bar bathrooms can be gross, but if I have a choice of standing at a urinal next to the drunk guy that can barely stand up straight, let alone pee into the big white thing in front of him, and using a questionable looking stall, I'll take the stall every time.
Think of the piss splatter on your bare feet as a pro-active way to prevent athletes foot...
zenmandan wrote:Speaking of using public bathrooms... I don't like peeing in urinals. I know a lot of guys do, but I don't. You ever check out the walls near a urinal. Disgusting. Splatter city. If you pee on the urinal mint...splatter. Pee on the plastic thing that keeps the urinal mint from going down the drain....splatter. Pee right into the urinal...splatter. You can even try aiming to the side so the stream curves around the shape of the urinal...still splatters. You ever worn flip flops and stood next to a guy that had no idea that his urine stream could douse a 4 alarm fire? Nasty. I know bar bathrooms can be gross, but if I have a choice of standing at a urinal next to the drunk guy that can barely stand up straight, let alone pee into the big white thing in front of him, and using a questionable looking stall, I'll take the stall every time.
Think of the piss splatter on your bare feet as a pro-active way to prevent athletes foot...
...and a possible deterent of jellyfish stings?
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