Corrupted Wish Game

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:26 am

Granted....sewer sucking has a bright future!

I wish the White Sox would have won today while I was at the damn game....

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:50 am

granted.

but it was the Cubs.

i wish the Cubs didnt suck.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:47 am

Granted, but then how would you have any fun on your bear hunting expeditions?

I wish I hadn't had to make such a leap for that joke.

InDaTrunk · Post by **InDaTrunk** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:05 pm

granted but now you have to leap over a huge steamy pile of dog doo doo

i wish that the wapakoneta job puts in an offer on monday

rei · Post by **rei** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:45 pm

Granted, but now you're stuck in Fort Wonderful until your temp job expires.

I wish I could find an awesome apartment.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:48 pm

granted, but you have to live with me and you're not allowed to wear clothes in the apartment.

I wish for her wish to come true.

InDaTrunk · Post by **InDaTrunk** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:24 pm

granted but her neighbors have monkeys and they stink

i wish she could come work with me in wapak

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:58 am

InDaTrunk wrote:granted but her neighbors have monkeys and they stink

i wish she could come work with me in wapak

granted... but they have enough hookers... so you're stuck giving BJ's to dogs.

bet you wish I didn't go there.

G Fresh · Post by **G Fresh** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:50 am

Granted, but your time-traveling exploits to "not go there" causes a split in the space-time continuum so that Biff is now rich, runs the town and is banging your mom. *Patting my own back for the Back To The Future II reference*

I wish that Nashville wasn't so far away so that I could visit "Da Fort" and my friends more often.

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:49 pm

granted but it becomes a 'burb of the Fortress and the coolness factors goes from "Nashville Cool" to somewhere between Huntertown and New Haven.

I wish you the best of luck, even though I think you are stupid.

jewlee138 · Post by **jewlee138** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:41 pm

Granted, but Anderson wishing you luck is actually more of a death-sentence considering his luck sucks about as much as mine does.

I wish I wasn't at work right now.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:56 pm

granted, but now you're Anderson

I wish I hadn't said that.

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:18 pm

Garr wrote:nothing

I wish I hadn't said that.

^

granted, but you're still a tool.

i wish i werent hung over.

G Fresh · Post by **G Fresh** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:50 pm

Granted, but now you are allergic to alcohol in all of its marvelous forms.

I wish that I had a NoRA poster to hang on my wall.

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:20 am

granted, but we're all naked on it, and looking at you with a sultry gaze.

i wish i could find someone to hire to replace the guy i had to fire yesterday.