Corrupted Wish Game

InDaTrunk · Post by **InDaTrunk** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:42 pm

Granted but it's 9 AM instead and you're stuck watching Regis and Kelley.

I wish I didn't have to work for a living.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:51 pm

damn it. . .the joke is just too easy. . .it's not worth doing it.

Okay, Granted, but instead your living is earned by sitting absolutely still for 8 hours a day.

I wish I had a dialysis (sp) machine.

jentnen · Post by **jentnen** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:14 pm

Granted...and there is no way I could possibly corrupt that wish and expect to sleep well at night so...Yay for you!!

I wish I could give everyone I know a stocking full of money as their holiday gift.

Massage...Bored · Post by **Massage...Bored** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:27 pm

Granted, but its Confederate tender which is no good anywhere but the true deep South.

I wish that this guy would get out of the store.

7WetCigarettes · Post by **7WetCigarettes** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 7:51 pm

I am sure that you wish has been granted by now, BUT....he'll be back...and next time his stench will be so strong it will linger long after he is gone......Pichoulli & Urine. yuck!

I wish IU would beat Duke tonight!

sharkmansix · Post by **sharkmansix** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:39 am

Granted, but it was winning at losing the game.

I wish I my favorite pair of jeans wasn't slowing dieing.

Massage...Bored · Post by **Massage...Bored** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 1:11 pm

Granted, but they live on only by becoming cut-offs.

I wish you guys could see this guy's Trump hairdo, its ridiculous.

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Thu Jul 20, 2006 2:34 pm

Massage...Bored wrote:Granted, but they live on only by becoming cut-offs.

I wish you guys could see this guy's Trump hairdo, its ridiculous.

granted... but then you have to have to same hair style.

I wish this game never died.

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 2:44 pm

granted.

but then you'd have to be last in line in an Anderson's Mom Gangbang.

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 2:45 pm

granted, but now it has come back as an undead thread, craving brains.

i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner.

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 2:53 pm

I don't have a wish. I have a rash.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 2:53 pm

adam atherton wrote:granted, but now it has come back as an undead thread, craving brains.

i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner.

Granted, but I ate you.

I wish I had an Oscar Mayer weiner.

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 3:29 pm

granted, but that's the pet name of Beefsteak Bubba's pecker, and there's only one place he's aiming that giant meat whistle- your butthole.

i wish i had the image of garr being prison raped out of my head.

InDaTrunk · Post by **InDaTrunk** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 3:45 pm

granted, but then it because reality in your living room

i wish i had a job near where i lived

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Thu Jul 20, 2006 4:00 pm

InDaTrunk wrote:granted, but then it because reality in your living room

i wish i had a job near where i lived

granted but pirate hooker doesn't look good on your resume.

I wish I had a job.