Corrupted Wish Game

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:11 pm

Granted, but it's all pickled pig's feet.

I wish I had a brand new Ibanez guitar.

MynameisJenn · Post by **MynameisJenn** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:12 pm

granted but it is brussel sprouts...uncooked

I wish I could jump over cars

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:13 pm

granted, but on the other side of every car is a compost heap.

I wish I could split atoms with only a thought.

MynameisJenn · Post by **MynameisJenn** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:16 pm

granted but all of the electrons get mad at you

I wish I knew Al green

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:21 pm

Granted, but it's Bizzaro Al Green and he has no talent whatsoever. You go deaf just looking at him.

I wish I could play the trumpet.

MynameisJenn · Post by **MynameisJenn** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:24 pm

granted but then your lips turn blue permanently

i wish i knew where my violin was

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:25 pm

Granted but the only song you know is "Ring of Fire" by Mr. Johnny Cash.

I wish girls didn't know the meaning of the phrase "Lets just be friends."

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:26 pm

granted, but now they all say the phrase "right after I pull this hot poker out of your ass, I'm going to chop your d*ck off."

I wish I could meet George Carlin.

mattjericho · Post by **mattjericho** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:34 pm

granted, but he thinks you are just as lame as we do.

I wish I didn't have gas

MynameisJenn · Post by **MynameisJenn** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:37 pm

granted but instead you have severe intestinal discomfort

I wish I was in Chicago on friday

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:45 pm

mattjericho wrote:granted, but he thinks you are just as lame as we do.

I wish I didn't have gas

Ouch Jericho. . .ouch. The truth rears its ugly head, eh?

Jenn:

Granted, but the sears tower and navy pier are both exploded by built up methane gases in the sewer lines

I wish Jericho liked me.

MynameisJenn · Post by **MynameisJenn** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:54 pm

granted but it turns out that he likes you so much that you guys turn into siamese twins

I wish I had a vaccuum

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:55 pm

Granted but he likes you in that touchy feely kinda way.

I wish I didn't have that visual.

MynameisJenn · Post by **MynameisJenn** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:57 pm

granted but now you have the visual of Jessica Alba being a tranny and I mean pre-op tranny

I wish I had more music on my comp

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:57 pm

granted, but your visual memory and eyes are burned out of your body.

I wish I had the power to kill a yak from 500 yards. . .with MIND BULLETS!