Dear ________:

sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:45 pm

I already called them, the guy swears he didn't do it. He says they probably did it when they moved it from where he dropped it in the back of the lot into the garage. So I am disputing it with the shop, but in the mean time, I still have to get the breaks fixed by my buddy.

=^-..-^= · Post by **=^-..-^=** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:36 am

Dear white guy wearing a FUBU jersey that 3 sizes too big, pants cinched around your ankles, sideways hat with a price sticker attached (a la Minnie Pearl), and an ipod in your ears spitting out yo' gangsta grooves:

Please stop telling me I dress funny.

Thank You.

bassplayer92 · Post by **bassplayer92** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:51 am

Dear annoying cell phone people is it neccesary to talk loudly on your cell phone while in a restaurant or movie theater. Please do us all a favor and go jump off a cliff.

Morphine Child · Post by **Morphine Child** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:56 am

Dear 85% of the world,

Please stop saying to me, "WOW! Gee, Yer tall!" This I know. I will begin replying with an obvious comment about you immediately after the words leave your mouth. There is a chance it will not be a friendly and jovial response. I would be more than happy to tell you how tall I am when asked, "hey, how tall are you?" as I realize the simple fascination and intrigue of my excessive height.

PS: I hear you whispering when I walk into the restaurant. I see you pointing me out to your kids when my head nearly hits the door frame. I see you gawking as I walk through the mall. I see you clothing companies making pants shorter than they used to be just last year...

I am not an animal, I AM A HUMAN BEING! I...am...a man!

antihero999 · Post by **antihero999** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:27 am

dear late night pizza customers,
i am an alchoholic, along with everyone else that works at a certain pizzaria on goshen road. our clocks are set to bar time so we can make it to the bar for last call. so when you call up at 1:20 on friday night and we say we are closed, don't argue, politely say you are sorry and hang up. we close at 1:30 by our clocks not yours. besides if you were to get us to send you out a pizza that late you would not want to eat it.
also, it is not thirty minutes or less, or its free.
wow i feel so releived.

Al Quandt · Post by **Al Quandt** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:26 am

antihero999 wrote:dear late night pizza customers,
i am an alchoholic, along with everyone else that works at a certain pizzaria on goshen road. our clocks are set to bar time so we can make it to the bar for last call. so when you call up at 1:20 on friday night and we say we are closed, don't argue, politely say you are sorry and hang up. we close at 1:30 by our clocks not yours. besides if you were to get us to send you out a pizza that late you would not want to eat it.
also, it is not thirty minutes or less, or its free.
wow i feel so releived.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Speak the truth Chris!

Al Quandt · Post by **Al Quandt** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:31 am

Morphine Child wrote:Dear 85% of the world,

Please stop saying to me, "WOW! Gee, Yer tall!" This I know. I will begin replying with an obvious comment about you immediately after the words leave your mouth. There is a chance it will not be a friendly and jovial response. I would be more than happy to tell you how tall I am when asked, "hey, how tall are you?" as I realize the simple fascination and intrigue of my excessive height.

PS: I hear you whispering when I walk into the restaurant. I see you pointing me out to your kids when my head nearly hits the door frame. I see you gawking as I walk through the mall. I see you clothing companies making pants shorter than they used to be just last year...

I am not an animal, I AM A HUMAN BEING! I...am...a man!

SPEAK IT!

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:52 am

Dear Homosexuals,

Where can Al sign up?

Sincerely,

Those who know the truth.

songbirdfortwayne · Post by **songbirdfortwayne** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:31 pm

To my dog:

Stop chasing the cat. And, when you catch him and whips your ass, stop running whining to me - my sympathy will not be forthcoming. Bad Dog!

G Fresh · Post by **G Fresh** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:39 pm

...Fort Wayne Music Dot Commers who have recordings of their music, but have as yet failed to upload or link to it in the Music Online area, do it! Do it now!

That is all.

songbirdfortwayne · Post by **songbirdfortwayne** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:09 pm

Waaa. my recordings to date are of pitiful quality. I want to wait until I have something worthy of the illustrious halls of fwmcomery to post any of mine.

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:15 pm

Dear Mitch Daniels,

Go Away.

Al Quandt · Post by **Al Quandt** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:52 pm

Dear my digestive system.

Come on man you know I don't "work duece", but everyday around 1pm you decide that you would like to put your waste somewhere out sideof my body. This forces me to sit in pain for the remaining 5 hours of my work day. Thanks alot, you are a real butthead.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:54 pm

Dear Work Duecer,

Two words. Courtesy flush.

Sincerely,

The guy in the next stall

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:44 pm

Dear Al,

Don't hold it for 5 hours. You're killing me and in turn killing yourself.

Sincerely,

Your colon