Star Wars vs. Star Trek
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Nah, they would smash into the Enterprise's shields like a grasshopper hitting your windsheild.
Kirk would be like, "Check out....that....smear.....I think, it was...a ship."
Then he'd kick back in his Laz-B-Boy captain's chair and pimp some interglagtic space ho's.
Kirk would be like, "Check out....that....smear.....I think, it was...a ship."
Then he'd kick back in his Laz-B-Boy captain's chair and pimp some interglagtic space ho's.

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In an all out, interglagictic sci-fi war, who would win?

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but a death star would kill them all.sharkmansix wrote:Nah, they would smash into the Enterprise's shields like a grasshopper hitting your windsheild.
Kirk would be like, "Check out....that....smear.....I think, it was...a ship."
Then he'd kick back in his Laz-B-Boy captain's chair and pimp some interglagtic space ho's.

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Raven, the old DJ from 107.9? That guy was my friend's younger brother, and the only thing he could beat, was himself.
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sharkmansix wrote:In an all out, interglagictic sci-fi war, who would win?
star wars, what with jedi and sith and death star I&II, and the rebellion fleet? common enterprise cant scrape any of there knees.
Raven? i thought you meant the little girl from the Cosby Show when you said that.
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what the!
Hands down.. Star Wars.. Why?
Top 10 Reasons Star Wars is Better than Star Trek
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Top 10 Reasons the Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt in the Star Trek Universe:
10. In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on "stun."
9. The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp -- the Millennium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookiee.
8. After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable. After pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.
7. Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
6. Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
5. One word: "light sabers".
4. The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.
3. Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
2. Picard pilots the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.
1. The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.
And if that isn't enough and you want the facts step into the "NERD GALAXY": http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Ess ... nutes.html
There you have it! Hope you enjoyed the laugh Anderson.. haha!
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Top 10 Reasons Star Wars is Better than Star Trek
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Top 10 Reasons the Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt in the Star Trek Universe:
10. In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on "stun."
9. The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp -- the Millennium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookiee.
8. After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable. After pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.
7. Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
6. Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
5. One word: "light sabers".
4. The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.
3. Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
2. Picard pilots the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.
1. The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.
And if that isn't enough and you want the facts step into the "NERD GALAXY": http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Ess ... nutes.html
There you have it! Hope you enjoyed the laugh Anderson.. haha!
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thanks glyde... i gotta chuckle outta that one...
And I hear you on the 501st.
And I hear you on the 501st.
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Anderson
Anderson.. I've decided I'm gonna do it no matter what.. I'm gonna start saving for the uniform immediately.. I'm still in decision over which one though. I want the Boba Fett one more than any but its crazy expensive for all the pieces and the time included with it. The easy way to go would be the Stormtrooper, so I'm not sure.. The Biker Scout is an ill uniform, but I'm still tracking the whereabouts and blueprints of it.
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Re: Anderson
no doubt, get the boba fett. everyone has the storm trooper uniform (everyone as in the star wars fans that go to conventions and stuff). it may be bloody expensive, but you only live once, and it totally kicks the ass right out of the storm troopers. the jango fett uniform is pretty cool too.JEDIGLIDE wrote:Anderson.. I've decided I'm gonna do it no matter what.. I'm gonna start saving for the uniform immediately.. I'm still in decision over which one though. I want the Boba Fett one more than any but its crazy expensive for all the pieces and the time included with it. The easy way to go would be the Stormtrooper, so I'm not sure.. The Biker Scout is an ill uniform, but I'm still tracking the whereabouts and blueprints of it.
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