Dear ________:

Al Quandt · Post by **Al Quandt** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:50 am

... Guy in the Cubicle next to me

Please for the love of god shower. You smell like a nursing home on fire. The times you do shower please use soap other wise you just add wet dog to the above mentioned sent. I am spending a substancial amount of my pay check on scented candles and various air freshening devices. Next week I am buying you a crate of bar soap and setting it on your desk.

G Fresh · Post by **G Fresh** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:52 am

cwallace wrote:
The_Dude wrote:
Angry Female Dwarf at O'Charlies.
AHAHAHAHA...Amen! She's a horrible waitress/server!
This person exists?? Oh...I know where we are going for dinner tonight...lol...

Chris

Hmmmmm...I wonder if there's a connection...

Post by **cwallace** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:53 am

...web development guy...

Design me a cool site logo and actually deliver the goods to us...

Chris

Al Quandt · Post by **Al Quandt** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:54 am

haha, well if I had electricity last night I probably would have recieved them.

Post by **cwallace** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:59 am

doesn't the pool have lights? Run a cord b*tch...lol...

Chris

Post by **cwallace** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:02 pm

...mexican lady two people in front of me in the check cashing box at Scott's...

I am glad you and the fourteen other people living in your house decided to combine ALL of your government hand-out money for the month and send it back to Mexico instead of actually paying your bills and RENT this month...but next time...PLEAE send someone who speaks a lick of English to get the Western Union done because I have places to be and don't have all day to stand here waiting for you and the cashier to figure out what the hell you are trying to do...

Chris

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:07 pm

....my dog:

stop digging in the garden and getting in the trash. bad dog.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:09 pm

adam atherton wrote:....my dog:

stop digging in the garden and getting in the trash. bad dog.

Please CC: this to my dogs and add:

Don't eat poop.

Post by **cwallace** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:13 pm

...really old man. Please stop driving 25 down Hiligas Road on your way to your overpaid job at 55...

Chris

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:17 pm

cwallace wrote:...really old man. Please stop driving 25 down Hiligas Road on your way to your overpaid job at 55...

Chris

Must be the boss, because I haul ass on Hillegas... and 'overpaid' is not in the owners' vocabulary.

zenmandan · Post by **zenmandan** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:19 pm

...social drivers,

I fly up to you with my cruise control set at 76, as if you were standing still, then suddenly I can't pass you cuz you're going 76.000005. Eventually I get annoyed and speed up ever so slightly and get past you. Two minutes later, with my cruise back at 76, you pass me as if I was standing still (but only after riding in my blind spot for a few miles)! Of course, immediately after passing me, you get along side a semi and feel you should probably slow down to the 62 that he's going. After five minutes of riding in his blind spot you get past him and pull over, and continue on at your leisurely 67 as I again pass you with my cruise set at 76. Suddenly there you are, in my blind spot again, going 76.000005.......and the saga continues!

If you have cruise control and are too forking stupid to actually maintain a consistent speed without it, for f**k's sake...USE IT!!

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 2:35 pm

MY dog...

You're supposed to PEE on trees...not crap on them.

G Fresh · Post by **G Fresh** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 3:09 pm

...Manufacturers of DVDs,

Please explain to me how if only one annoying, hard to remove security sticker is all that is necessary to keep safe my $25 2-Disc Special Edition of "Superman Return" then why do you feel the need to put THREE annoying, hard to remove security stickers on my $4.50 Wal-Mart bargain bin copy of the Norm MacDonald classic, "Dirty Work"?

sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:55 pm

Dear person who towed my truck,

Thank you so much for leaving the emergency brake on and dragging my truck to the repair shop. Because of you, not only do I have to pay for a new transmission, but a new brake job as well.

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:25 pm

Seve, you might wish to contact the towing company. Their liability insurance should pick that up. Whatever you do, don't call Glazer and Ebs