How do you get a babe?

andrew spangler · Post by **andrew spangler** » Sat May 05, 2007 11:16 pm

myself doesnt suck all that bad,nothing special though i gotta tell ya.

I'll just re-phrase my question

how do you get the one you want?

Al Quandt · Post by **Al Quandt** » Sat May 05, 2007 11:26 pm

never trying to get the girl has always worked wonders for me.

sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Sun May 06, 2007 6:55 pm

Just walk up to her and pull out your p*nis, it works every time.

traumaqueen · Post by **traumaqueen** » Sun May 06, 2007 10:28 pm

cwallace wrote:eBay...

You can always ask Atherton...he managed pretty well..and damn good considering what he had to work with...lol...

Chris

i knew there was a reason i stay around here.......

traumaqueen · Post by **traumaqueen** » Sun May 06, 2007 10:29 pm

sevesd93 wrote:Just walk up to her and pull out your p*nis, it works every time.

you never cease to amaze me.
and, you're right.
this is totally how atherton hooked up with me.
exactly.

MrSpall · Post by **MrSpall** » Mon May 07, 2007 6:25 am

Actually, I like Al's method. Playing a little hard to get helps. Women tend to want what they can't have.

therecordinghouse · Post by **therecordinghouse** » Mon May 07, 2007 7:37 am

andrew spangler wrote:Tell me,whats the best way to hook a hottie?

you could start by not asking for advise on a forum like this full of music geeks. oh yeah, and refrain from using words like "babe" and "hottie"...

MrSpall · Post by **MrSpall** » Mon May 07, 2007 9:34 am

Take it from a man who completely out-punted his coverage in the girlfriend department - be yourself.

If you're a geek, show her that. Amaze her with your knowledge of inane Expanded Universe Star Wars trivia. Tell her why Coltrane's second album was your favorite. Let her watch you beat Super Mario Brothers in under 30 minutes. Show her your stack of comic-book-boxes filled to the brim (and the stack on the table waiting to be filed).

If you're a giant softie, show her that. Write her crappy poetry. Send her flowers. Take her to Build-A-Bear.

Show her your flaws, be vulnerable, be open and honest about yourself. If she doesn't like what you're showing her, then it won't work out anyway.

If none of that works

slip her a roofie.

jschall84 · Post by **jschall84** » Mon May 07, 2007 7:24 pm

i just pick up my bass and play.....

i agree w/ being yourself.. dont pretend to be someone you not, unless you want a short term thing. cause, in the long run, the real you will come out, and if she liked who you were pretending to be, your screwed. just remember, theres an ass for every seat.. now go find your seat..

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