Dear ________:

The_Dude · Post by **The_Dude** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:13 am

Dear Tank Johnson - While going thru security at the airport, remember you CAN NOT carry-on an AK-47, your glock and a Tommy Gun.

WBOB · Post by **WBOB** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:21 am

Dear Fan(actic)s of doing something about Global Warming:

Look at your thermometer this weekend!

BBBRRRRRRRRR !

LowLife · Post by **LowLife** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:00 pm

dear colts haters<rezin>

i know it sucks that the colts proved everyone wrong they can win the big one and they did it with defence something they lacked for the last 5 years! and don't blame rex grossman he didn't even get a chance to get into a rythm, so look at it like this at least you know the bears are capable of making it to the big game and hopefully they do next year and hope the colts don't repeat! but anyway good job COLTS you made me proud!

bassplayer92 · Post by **bassplayer92** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 9:36 pm

Dear weather plz decide what you want to be.
Thanks City of Fort Wayne( actually scratch that Whole Hoosier State!)

Krieves · Post by **Krieves** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:14 am

Dear Bonehead in the SUV,

As a fellow SUV driver, I realize that 4WD makes getting around in the snow much easier, but know what? 4WD doesn't provide magical air brakes that allow you to stop on a dime. So don't drive 50mph on Jefferson zig-zagging around slower traveling rear wheel drive cars forcing people to brake or otherwise avoid getting hit by you thereby increasing their risk of a slide off.

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:25 am

Dear Dooshe Bag Driver Stuck in the Alley NEXT TO MY HOUSE,

Thanks for letting come out at 9PM and dig your stupid ass out. What the hell are doing driving down an alley anyway? Oh I forgot... you needed to make your crack deal.

f**k Off,
Ando

Al Quandt · Post by **Al Quandt** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:58 am

Dear Fort Wayne,

Due to your policies and dumb city planning, I chose to move to Vegas instead of back home for this move. Maybe next time. While I am gone can you please work on the following...

1. Build me an Interstate through town.
2. Focus on nightlife downtown. Not a worthless staduim.
3. Relocate 50% of our officers to cities that actually need more safety.
4. GIVE ME MY SMOKING SECTION BACK AT HALLS AND LIBERTY DINER!!!!!!!

Thats all for now. We will see if I am ready to come back in a year or so. Ill be watching.

_me

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:19 am

Dear Mr. Anderson,

Due to recent events please refrain from drinking the following beverages: Pabst Blue Ribbon, Irish Mist, Crown Royal & Buttershots, Blue Moon, Killians or Newcastle, Patron or 1800 or any other alcoholic beverage or I will shut down and poison your body from the inside while you rot away for 12-15 hours a week hooked up to a dialisys machine.

Sincerely,
Your Liver

(Please read this in a british accent, because I believe that my liver would have a british accent.)

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:21 am

dear anderson,

nice to see you back again.

Al Quandt · Post by **Al Quandt** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:18 am

Dear Mr Anderson,

That little (or possibly inlarged) Brittish friend of yours is all lies! The list you mentioned is the diet of champions. These things make you cool, and make other people look cool as well. In order to be the "coolest" person around though you may consider to tell your buddies mr and mrs lung to f**k off and start smoking again. This will complete your quest for coolhood.

_al (the king of cool)

99% TIC

LowLife · Post by **LowLife** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:07 am

dear sluts!

hi leave me alone i don;t care for your bull$hit let alone the drama that you seem to always have tagging along with you! piss off!

thank you sluts for your time!

WBOB · Post by **WBOB** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:34 am

Dear Winter:

You Suck!

Dagwood Lee · Post by **Dagwood Lee** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:17 am

Dr. Wendy Robinson:

It's fog.

It lifts.

Educate our feakking children!

bassjones · Post by **bassjones** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:28 pm

Dagwood Lee wrote:Dr. Wendy Robinson:

It's fog.

It lifts.

Educate our feakking children!