Computers Are Better Than Girlfriends Because. . .

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:31 am

. . .you only have to push the button once to turn it on.

. . .you don't need a shot of penicillin to get rid of a pesky virus.

. . .your current computer and old computer hook up very easily and don't mind if you play with them both at the same time.

That's all I have for right now. . .please, feel free to add more!

Krieves · Post by **Krieves** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:43 am

... computers aren't afraid of mice.
... you can delete a computer's memory.
... you can turn down a computer's volume.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:49 am

Man. . .I totally miss the obvious ones.

. . .your computer doesn't refuse to let you use it for 3-5 of every 28 days

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:54 am

i will stick with girls.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:56 am

. . .if you stick your hand in your computer you don't have to take it to the emergency room.

WBOB · Post by **WBOB** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 3:30 pm

And another one of the most obvious:

....if it ticks you off, you can shut it down.

sevesd93 · Post by **sevesd93** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 3:38 pm

You can throw your computer down the stairs and you wont end up on cops.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 3:42 pm

A computer will still accommodate your old 3 1/2 inch floppy disc.

Al Quandt · Post by **Al Quandt** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 3:45 pm

Oliver's Army wrote:A computer will still accommodate your old 3 1/2 inch floppy disc.

oh that is good

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:08 pm

WBOB · Post by **WBOB** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:11 pm

Jeff wrote:A computer won't fall in love with you just because you had sex with it.

All Right. Wait. Whoa. Stop.......

Need more detail on this one!

songbirdfortwayne · Post by **songbirdfortwayne** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:15 pm

A computer is better than a boyfriend because:

It doesn't notice that :

you're not wearing makeup,
you're fat,
you didn't shave your legs for him;
you are less than gorgeous,
you have bad coffee-morning breath,
you have bad beer-evening breath,
and lastly
you wear granny panties.......

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:21 pm

I was so going to do the floppy disk one. It was my inspiration for the thread, but I couldn't get it worded right. Thanks Ollie! I knew I could count on you.

Here are some more

. . .a computer doesn't care if you play with other computers

. . .you can easily and inexpensively upgrade a computer

maybe more later.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:22 pm

WBOB wrote:
Jeff wrote:A computer won't fall in love with you just because you had sex with it.

All Right. Wait. Whoa. Stop.......

Need more detail on this one!

hehehehehe

see 3 1/2 inch floppy post above.

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:22 pm

you can sell a computer, and then buy the newer model....

...but i still like girls better than computers.