anyone else getting these f'd up emails?

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:49 pm

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diethyl · Post by **diethyl** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:53 pm

Yes, Anderson...

Here's one with the title of "Desk"

Subject: Desk

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adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:59 pm

it kind of reads like crappy spoken word.

diethyl · Post by **diethyl** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:00 pm

And another... This one almost poetic.

Subject: Straightaway Voltaire

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diethyl · Post by **diethyl** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:01 pm

Perhaps the junk mail bots have minds of their own now? Maybe they're trying to communicate with us.

WBOB · Post by **WBOB** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:55 pm

a super double secret code

heaven's chimney · Post by **heaven's chimney** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:46 pm

dude, either i dreamed this, or i saw it on tv (it's getting harder to tell):

a computer spits out a number that happens when an error occurs in a loop. the number that gets spit out is the essence of the chemical constitution of the computer - but it's deeper than that. "is the computer concious?"

ok, i just remembered it was Pi. man, if i hadn't have wasted time seeing Pi, that particular part would've been a forking sweet dream.

Al Quandt · Post by **Al Quandt** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:57 pm

yeah our support mail has been getting alot of those.

by the way a came across a client that has the best domain from us ever!

http://www.hiscockhomes.com/

rezin · Post by **rezin** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:05 am

kimaliz wrote:yeah our support mail has been getting alot of those.

by the way a came across a client that has the best domain from us ever!

http://www.hiscockhomes.com/

hahah, holy shite dude!

traumaqueen · Post by **traumaqueen** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 9:15 am

i get these all the time.
Atherton is right.
crappy spoken word.
i'm going to collect the best ones and perform them at an open mic somewhere.
yup.

Al Quandt · Post by **Al Quandt** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 11:30 am

Support just got this one today

Throw them in your trap. Her eyes were dark and deep, and the glow of the kitchen lamps sparkled in each, like small and precious diamonds lying upon darkest jewellersfelt. Even short bursts were agony.
He didnt know how to answer her. ""Ill be in with some breast of chicken and mashed potatoes and peas for you in half an hour. "Her eyes actually were a bit red.