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Post by G Fresh »

Dangit!!! Fleek used my idea, but I'm still gonna post it...

Forget wearing sunglasses or funny hats or anything like that to intimidate Phil Hellmuth.

All you need is this...






BEHOLD!!!...









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THE CHUCK NORRIS MASK O' FEAR!!!

To use: Simply expand the mask to fit your head using Photoshop or something similar. Print. Cut along dotted lines including the eyeholes and the holes on the side. For added strength, mount the mask on poster board or cardboard. Tie a string or piece of elastic to the holes on both sides of the mask. Intimidate away!

Hellmuth won't be able to concentrate on his cards, his palms (and probably genitalia) will sweat constantly and he is guaranteed to piss himself at least twice.

And don't worry if you never get the Ace of Spades because for Chuck Norris, every card is the Death Card.

Good Chuck and Chuckspeed.
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Post by mattjericho »

holy crap - take me with you!

Good luck bro - kick his ass
[b]Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now.
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Post by brandan »

Holy

Crap

This is beyond awesome...

Adam: seriously, this is super cool...make sure you come back and tell us all about it.

And tell Phil that he's a trip.
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Post by adam atherton »

ok, so i got the itinerary...

...fly out of FW on tuesday afternoon, get to the MGM Grand about 7:45 (local time).

play Phil ninja style around 1pm on wednesday (5p here). i could really use any prayers or thoughts about then...

...i get back friday morning, and i'll be ready to start drinking by noon.




thank you all for your well wishes. it really means a lot to me. i'll not let you down.
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Post by mattjericho »

when the first hand is delt - if it's garbage just go oh my god - I can't beleive I got 2 aces on the first hand!

then fold
[b]Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now.
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Will there be video of this available anywhere during or after??? Please tell me you will have this for us!!

(Can you get me an autograph...lol)

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Post by echosauce1 »

In the spirit of things we should start placing bets on here on who will win. I'll play the role of the bookie.

Bet on!
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Post by adam atherton »

i'm getting 3-1 odds, i'll put $50 on atherton to win.

re: video, yes, it will be on fhm's website, but i dont know when.
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Adam: I will get you my FWM shirt to wear if you want to take it along. I also have a DVD burner sitting there for you...heh. Get ahold of me Sunday night or Monday and we can chat.

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Post by adam atherton »

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i'll be at the mgm grand if you need me....

i'll update friday and let you guys know how i did.
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Post by adam atherton »

so i just got a phone call from FHM.

Phil has to fly to Toronto to do a last minute thing for ultimatebet.com.

i am not going to play him this week.



this is being delayed a couple weeks- it WILL happen, i've been assured. i've also been told to expect a call tomorrow from Phil himself apologizing....apparently he was looking forward to this as much as I was.



good news is, FHM is throwing me $400 or so "to compensate for the delay". i'm good. this means i can afford to take my wife with me.

from what the guy at FHM said, they have over $10,000 invested in this (!!!!) and they're not letting this one go.

it's kind of a 'layover', in a way.



bottom line is, i get more time to learn how to beat him, more time to practice, and i have more of a reason to kick his ass.

stay tuned.
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Post by rezin »

so is this a one on one thing?

howd u pull this off?
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Atherton: Give him my cell number...I got a few things to go over with him myself...

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wow dude, good luck. ask him if he's seen annie duke lately then poke that big ass growth on his face. do you get to keep the winnings?
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adam atherton wrote:so i just got a phone call from FHM.

Phil has to fly to Toronto to do a last minute thing for ultimatebet.com.

i am not going to play him this week.



this is being delayed a couple weeks- it WILL happen, i've been assured. i've also been told to expect a call tomorrow from Phil himself apologizing....apparently he was looking forward to this as much as I was.



good news is, FHM is throwing me $400 or so "to compensate for the delay". i'm good. this means i can afford to take my wife with me.

from what the guy at FHM said, they have over $10,000 invested in this (!!!!) and they're not letting this one go.

it's kind of a 'layover', in a way.



bottom line is, i get more time to learn how to beat him, more time to practice, and i have more of a reason to kick his ass.

stay tuned.
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[b]Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now.
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