Corrupted Wish Game

MynameisJenn · Post by **MynameisJenn** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:04 pm

granted but they do themselves in and now all you have is a lot of glass to clean up.

I wish it was 80 degrees and sunny

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 1:02 am

granted, but the earth stops rotating and it's always day and the ocean starts to evaporate and fissures burst from the ground.

I wish I could journey to the center of the earth!

The Hand of Poo · Post by **The Hand of Poo** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 9:13 am

Granted, but the Jules Verne estate sues you for copyright infringement.

I wish I could get it Crunk in here.

kendy · Post by **kendy** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 4:47 pm

granted: but you end up running around like an idiot and masturbating infront of everyone leaving you a social pariah in the end.

i wish i had some pizza.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 1:57 pm

granted, but it was made by the producers of Fear Factor and there is an octopus spleen on it. The ink smells YUMMY!

I wish I had a giant aquarium in my foyer.

MynameisJenn · Post by **MynameisJenn** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:01 am

Granted but it is leaking, quite a bit.

I wish I hadn't lost my voice.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:07 am

Granted. But you missed the opportunity to lecture a certain someone we know about the evils of over-indulgance, OR get to stop by, say hi and meet the wife at Henry's

I wish I had a million dollars

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:10 am

Granted, but the Bare Naked Ladies sue you for copyright infringement (sp?)

I wish I could turn any liquid into any other liquid with just a thought.

MynameisJenn · Post by **MynameisJenn** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:13 am

granted but pus is the first liquid you always think of (ew)

I wish I had a hat that could make me invisible

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:48 am

granted, but while you're invisible you omit a horrific smell combination of urine, dog droppings, and Anderson. Everyone smells you coming from a mile away.

I wish I had a 16 inch tongue and could hold my breath for 30 minutes.

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:11 pm

Granted, but it takes 31 minutes to unroll it, causing you to suffocate just before you use it.

I wish my cat wouldn't die.

G Fresh · Post by **G Fresh** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:35 pm

Granted, but now a bunch of other immortal cats keep coming around trying to cut off your cat's head with their tiny little cat swords. There can be only one...

I wish that I wasn't such an uber-geek.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:46 pm

Granted, but now you're Anderson.

I wish I could breathe through my ears.

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:28 pm

Granted, but eating with your eyes is just gross.

I wish Cindy Sheehan would get smacked with a 2x4.

(BTW G Fresh, that was brilliant...)

sharkmansix · Post by **sharkmansix** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:59 pm

Granted, but hitting such a war protester only triples her numbers, and her effectivness.

I wish James Brown's and I could hang out.