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I can't play sax
I can't play flute
I can't play clarinet
I can't sing
I can't rap
I can't dance
I can't write good lyrics
I can't produce good tracks
I can't compose
I can't play jazz
I can't play funk
I can't play reggae
I can't play soul
I can't get laid
I can't maintain relationships
I can't get a high salary job
I can't frequently make eye contact
I can't wake up early enough

...but for some reason, I keep attempting all these things, because I can't stop.

The only thing I have mastered is mediocrity.

-Take care,
Matt
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Post by The Bongwater Mermaids »

Well dude if you call it mediocre you definitely raised the bar for us hacks! Keep up the good work!!!
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Welcome Matt. What are you doing in Chicago?

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kimaliz wrote:Welcome Matt. What are you doing in Chicago?

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Good question. Not a short answer however. I am teaching privately (mostly sax and clarinet), working on recording and producing music, and to make ends meet I took a job bar-backing at a dance club called Sonotheque. I moved here in August. I've always loved Chicago and figured it was the right time to move considering how deeply unhappy I was in Ft. Wayne. I lacked inspiration, which fortunately Chicago has helped cure.
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Post by conley »

I'm really glad to hear you can't play the flute........As you & I, & everyone else knows.........Only girls play the flute. :wink:
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"Jazz flute is for little fairy boys" :wink:

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