Just Ordered My First Custom LDS Cabinet
Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:19 am
1-12" NEO
1-8"
1-5 1/4"
no tweeter
Spray on finish
Will review upon receipt.
1-8"
1-5 1/4"
no tweeter
Spray on finish
Will review upon receipt.
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Just Ordered My First Custom LDS Cabinet
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:26 am
No Tweeter? But tweeter is such a cool word. Can't we just say is has a huge tweeter cause its funny?
LDS cabinet?
Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:00 pm
Sure, I knew they owned radio stations, but I didn't know the Mormons even MADE cabinets....
Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:00 pm
Just think how much their church would grow if they came to your doorstep bearing custom bass cabs instead of the Book of Mormon. . . .
"Hello, we wanted to ask you about these troubled times. Are you worried about you and your family's future in these confusing days?"
"Well, uhh, yeah, I guess so . . . ."
"Well, we would like you to have this bass cab. Plug your Steinberger in it and it will drown out all your concerns with its 15" woofer."
"But . . .I don't own a Steinberger!"
"That's because you aren't following God's will. You see, the Book of Mormon says . . . . "
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"Hello, we wanted to ask you about these troubled times. Are you worried about you and your family's future in these confusing days?"
"Well, uhh, yeah, I guess so . . . ."
"Well, we would like you to have this bass cab. Plug your Steinberger in it and it will drown out all your concerns with its 15" woofer."
"But . . .I don't own a Steinberger!"
"That's because you aren't following God's will. You see, the Book of Mormon says . . . . "
TIC Meter:
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:08 pm
LDS = Low Down Sound
Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 2:25 pm
See, I know this is a joke, because a Steinberger is a tool of the devil."Well, we would like you to have this bass cab. Plug your Steinberger in it and it will drown out all your concerns with its 15" woofer."
Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 4:04 pm
i havent seen any LDS since my dyslexic dealer ran out when the Dead stopped touring.
Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 4:07 pm
And I hate 15's...bwohlgemuth wrote:See, I know this is a joke, because a Steinberger is a tool of the devil."Well, we would like you to have this bass cab. Plug your Steinberger in it and it will drown out all your concerns with its 15" woofer."
My dog scares off the LDS and the JWs - that and me in my boxer shorts on a Saturday morning....