I'm Matt Cashdollar
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:01 am
I can't play sax
I can't play flute
I can't play clarinet
I can't sing
I can't rap
I can't dance
I can't write good lyrics
I can't produce good tracks
I can't compose
I can't play jazz
I can't play funk
I can't play reggae
I can't play soul
I can't get laid
I can't maintain relationships
I can't get a high salary job
I can't frequently make eye contact
I can't wake up early enough
...but for some reason, I keep attempting all these things, because I can't stop.
The only thing I have mastered is mediocrity.
-Take care,
Matt
I can't play flute
I can't play clarinet
I can't sing
I can't rap
I can't dance
I can't write good lyrics
I can't produce good tracks
I can't compose
I can't play jazz
I can't play funk
I can't play reggae
I can't play soul
I can't get laid
I can't maintain relationships
I can't get a high salary job
I can't frequently make eye contact
I can't wake up early enough
...but for some reason, I keep attempting all these things, because I can't stop.
The only thing I have mastered is mediocrity.
-Take care,
Matt