To Do List (becoming one with the world)

[shattered existence]

Buy a new car
Get new friends
Buy a big house
Get an inground pool
Get married
Get a mistress
Watch baseball
Watch NASCAR
Buy stocks
Buy new clothes
Get a dog
Get a cat
Get a maid
Sleep with her
Watch Springer
The Simpsons
South Park
And soaps'
Watch basketball
Watch football
Play tennis
Play hockey
Play rugby
Join the country club
Hate blacks
Hate mexicans
Hate jews
Get a nose job
Get a face lift
Get liposuction
Get a prostitute
Get a blow-job
Wear Polo
Wear Tommy
Ralph Lauren
And Armanni
Wave my flag
Tall and proud
Get drunk
Go for a drive
Go to church
Pretend to be interested
F**k the mistress
F**k the maid
At the same time
Sue McDonalds
Sue Arbys
Sue God
Wear a suit
Wear a tie
Go home
With the bosses wife
Buy a Rolex
Buy a Lexus
Buy a drink
At the bar
Go hunting
Go fishing
Go golfing
Throw parties
Have balls
Eat caviar
Read the paper
Talk politics
Vote Democrat
Vote Republican
Be a patriot
Be American.