Convert To Islam...

WBOB · Post by **WBOB** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:52 pm

Garr wrote:All of the glory of the hole would be found in the Garrfessional. Fo sho!

Those who are regular tithers would be added to the schedule to hear Garrfessions. I can't hog all the glory for myself.

...which would then lead to Garrfirmation.

echosauce1 · Post by **echosauce1** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 8:25 pm

This sounds like a garrgantous undertaking. To get it off the ground I think you need to hit the streets and garrner some more support. Be on your garred at all times though. I garruntee someone will try to steal your thunder to fund their own garrish lifestyle.

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:27 pm

i was just about to be really pissed off about this, but then i realized i went to Jimmy Johns for lunch today

and i got the GARRgantuan.

plus hot manager lady was in a small tank top and shorts.

(someone make that last line unreadable to traumaqueen, please)

lunch was good, read the paper, but not GARRfield.

God loves you, Anthony.

echosauce1 · Post by **echosauce1** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:44 pm

Why would you be pissed off? I was just trying to garred him from harm.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 1:21 am

::shrug:: I don't know how this thread could really piss anyone off? Someone started a thread about starting a new religion. I'm just trying to help.