Rose McGowan's Face
Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:34 pm
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RGnkzDN_yQ[/youtube]
Rest In Peace to Rose McGowan’s face, you were damn fine
Now Dixie Carter has a little sister, man why
I read about the crash, but a stranger left the wreckage
Little bit of Nip Tuck, now the main event is desperate
I guess green screens weren’t enough to satisfy
So it’s off for a new face, chasing status high
I miss this mistress of the hot and slightly twisted
I admit it, Teeth gleaming bright and finished from the diamond district
It’s a mite sadistic, but it’s routine
Damocles wrecks shop when designer rouge gleams
And new creams don’t quite the cover laugh lines
Slippery slope, like the last was the last time
But then the magazine opens, back to square one
eyeliner tattoos and ink that won’t dare run
Keeping up with the plastic Jonses, Barbies and Kens
Until the mirror shows a mask and partying ends
Customized lips, hips, bust, and thighs
Plus a need for deluxe when the rust arrives
Must be touching up, such is justified
It’s luxury with adjustments, then cuts the knife
Faces stretched over skulls the new fashion war drums
Got an open weekend, hit the doctor for some more fun
Divorced from reality, they’re chasing ideals
Existing only after pen and pixel type heals
See a star on a day off and you’ll see the truth
Eva Longoria as Che Guevera shown as your proof
But we’ve got to storm through, and extend the stick
Polish the carrot a bit more, yeah the end is sick
Emphasis on all the things we don’t have, befriending glitz
And a credit limit’s only good if you’re bending it
Installment plans to make the sad dreams cost effective
Lost and desparate, hot to trot with lots of gloss, the plot perfected
A hostile message but it stays best seller status
Most see smiles but I walk on by and smell the sadness
Imelda facets of a narcissistic craving stay
That’s why the lasers play charades chasing razor blades
Customized lips, hips, bust, and thighs
Plus a need for deluxe when the rust arrives
Must be touching up, such is justified
It’s luxury with adjustments, then cuts the knife[/youtube]
Rest In Peace to Rose McGowan’s face, you were damn fine
Now Dixie Carter has a little sister, man why
I read about the crash, but a stranger left the wreckage
Little bit of Nip Tuck, now the main event is desperate
I guess green screens weren’t enough to satisfy
So it’s off for a new face, chasing status high
I miss this mistress of the hot and slightly twisted
I admit it, Teeth gleaming bright and finished from the diamond district
It’s a mite sadistic, but it’s routine
Damocles wrecks shop when designer rouge gleams
And new creams don’t quite the cover laugh lines
Slippery slope, like the last was the last time
But then the magazine opens, back to square one
eyeliner tattoos and ink that won’t dare run
Keeping up with the plastic Jonses, Barbies and Kens
Until the mirror shows a mask and partying ends
Customized lips, hips, bust, and thighs
Plus a need for deluxe when the rust arrives
Must be touching up, such is justified
It’s luxury with adjustments, then cuts the knife
Faces stretched over skulls the new fashion war drums
Got an open weekend, hit the doctor for some more fun
Divorced from reality, they’re chasing ideals
Existing only after pen and pixel type heals
See a star on a day off and you’ll see the truth
Eva Longoria as Che Guevera shown as your proof
But we’ve got to storm through, and extend the stick
Polish the carrot a bit more, yeah the end is sick
Emphasis on all the things we don’t have, befriending glitz
And a credit limit’s only good if you’re bending it
Installment plans to make the sad dreams cost effective
Lost and desparate, hot to trot with lots of gloss, the plot perfected
A hostile message but it stays best seller status
Most see smiles but I walk on by and smell the sadness
Imelda facets of a narcissistic craving stay
That’s why the lasers play charades chasing razor blades
Customized lips, hips, bust, and thighs
Plus a need for deluxe when the rust arrives
Must be touching up, such is justified
It’s luxury with adjustments, then cuts the knife[/youtube]