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This week in Captions part 2
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 9:34 am
by sharkmansix
"Poor Billy didn't expect his science expirement to end up like this!"
Everyone add a caption (or six) and possibly win a prize!
(I have an idea for the prize too!)[/b]
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 9:48 am
by Oliver's Army
Little Timmy should have learned his lesson from watching the movie 'THE FLY". Never have anything else in your time/space travel pod....especially a chair.
Dammit Mrs. Wilson! This whole spirit week crap has gotten out of hand. I mean c'mon..."Chair Day"?
Timmy was visibly upset when he lost the homemade holloween costume contest with his poorly planned and last-minute "Dr.Octavius" costume
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 9:49 am
by MynameisJenn
His simple plan to make little Carla like him needs revisions.
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:13 am
by The Hand of Poo
"Wait, wait, wait, put down the saw... Anybody think to take that oversized lolly out of his mouth first? No? Ah well, hack away Biff."
"Hacksaw, $9.00. Old Maintenance Guy, $12.35/hr. Getting rescued after making an 'ass' of yourself in front of the whole class, priceless."
Wanting to follow in his father's footsteps, Billy ended up with a very misinformed take on the title, "Chair-Man of the Board."
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:40 am
by Between_the_Rooms
"The hacksaw ain't workin'. Get the Vasoline and lube 'im up."
"Damn it, kid! You've got a fat head! ... Gimme that fornicatin' sucker!"
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:57 am
by DELETED
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Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:05 am
by Garr
"I'm trying, but this damn chair is in the way. I can't get the blade to his neck."
"Coach Schwartzkopf commented, 'I told those kids we were going to learn some new wrestling moves, but I think they've seen too much WWE.' "
"There was this one time, at fat camp."
"A fellow student said, 'And then the teacher told Billy to get back in his chair' regarding the incident."
"Wait! Is he a donor? My nephew recently lost an arm."
"Damn it, where are my tongue depressors. I think this kid has lice."
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:55 am
by DELETED
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Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 1:52 pm
by JEDIGLIDE
"Timmy was visibly upset when he lost the homemade holloween costume contest with his poorly planned and last-minute "Dr.Octavius" costume" -Oliver
HAHAHAHAHA! Nothin is beatin that one..
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Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 1:56 pm
by adam atherton
much to timmy's dismay, there was no 'magical world' on the other side of his chair like the cool kids told him.
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:51 pm
by johnc
the eagerly anticipated science project "birth of timmy" was met with mixed reviews.
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:32 pm
by bwohlgemuth
As the laughter from the cool kids faded into the hallway, Timmy wondered if he took the statement 'stick your head up your ass' too literally.
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:49 pm
by DELETED
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Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 5:22 pm
by poopstains
'No really its ok leave the chair at least it covers my man boobs and I wont get any titty twisters today."
As Billy stares vengefully at the camera he thinks,"just wait camera man this is not the end, you may have won the battle but you have not won the war!"
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 5:30 pm
by InDaTrunk
poopstains: F*ing hilarious.