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This weekend's LOTR/Zena/Kiss-Con was considered a disappointment since it only drew the same twelve losers who attended last year's separate conventions.

Get that puny codpiece out of my way Starface. This ape ain't wearing a 13 inch loin cloth for nothing.

The Raider Nation introduces their first woman to the fold.

This proves that everyone can get along

The human evolutionary chart, according to noted scholar Gene Simmons.

Due to their rigorous touring schedule and constant exhaustion, the members of the band "Slipknot" often become lost in their hotels.

"Cocaine: it's a helluva drug."

...damn dirty apes....

"Bruce Jenner made for a suprisingly believable Xena."

or

"If these three fictional characters (Xena, a Tim Burton "Ape", and Gene Simmons) made a baby together it would probably be the most overrated event ever."

Definetely Gary Retirement Sucks Tour 2005

Xena smiled just moments after proving that her p*nis was larger than both of the men standing at her flank.

not surprisingly, only one of these people has actually *seen* a vagina.

adam atherton wrote:not surprisingly, only one of these people has actually *seen* a vagina.

. . . and the Xena impersonator grew ever increasingly envious of the Gene Simmons impersonator for wasting all that money on the various operations.

adam atherton wrote:not surprisingly, only one of these people has actually *seen* a vagina.

HA!

Gene Simmons finally growing wary of his many sexual conquest, over looks Xena and discovers new options.

They awoke, their heads aching, remembering little of what transpired the night before; and as they quietly slithered toward the door, they realized the saying, 'They were a 2 at 10PM, but a 10 at 2AM.' went both er -uh three ways this time.