Photo caption contest 11/02

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:32 pm

Same rules as before...have at it.

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:44 pm

This weekend's LOTR/Zena/Kiss-Con was considered a disappointment since it only drew the same twelve losers who attended last year's separate conventions.

simpletim · Post by **simpletim** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:02 am

Get that puny codpiece out of my way Starface. This ape ain't wearing a 13 inch loin cloth for nothing.

mattjericho · Post by **mattjericho** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:57 am

The Raider Nation introduces their first woman to the fold.

MynameisJenn · Post by **MynameisJenn** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 2:49 am

This proves that everyone can get along

The Hand of Poo · Post by **The Hand of Poo** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:48 am

The human evolutionary chart, according to noted scholar Gene Simmons.

Due to their rigorous touring schedule and constant exhaustion, the members of the band "Slipknot" often become lost in their hotels.

"Cocaine: it's a helluva drug."

sharkmansix · Post by **sharkmansix** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:52 am

...damn dirty apes....

Massage...Bored · Post by **Massage...Bored** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:27 pm

"Bruce Jenner made for a suprisingly believable Xena."

or

"If these three fictional characters (Xena, a Tim Burton "Ape", and Gene Simmons) made a baby together it would probably be the most overrated event ever."

HillgrassBluebillyFTW · Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:30 pm

Definetely Gary Retirement Sucks Tour 2005

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:34 pm

Xena smiled just moments after proving that her p*nis was larger than both of the men standing at her flank.

adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:35 pm

not surprisingly, only one of these people has actually *seen* a vagina.

Garr · Post by **Garr** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:39 pm

adam atherton wrote:not surprisingly, only one of these people has actually *seen* a vagina.

. . . and the Xena impersonator grew ever increasingly envious of the Gene Simmons impersonator for wasting all that money on the various operations.

Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:47 pm

adam atherton wrote:not surprisingly, only one of these people has actually *seen* a vagina.

HA!

poopstains · Post by **poopstains** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:22 pm

Gene Simmons finally growing wary of his many sexual conquest, over looks Xena and discovers new options.

=^-..-^= · Post by **=^-..-^=** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:05 pm

They awoke, their heads aching, remembering little of what transpired the night before; and as they quietly slithered toward the door, they realized the saying, 'They were a 2 at 10PM, but a 10 at 2AM.' went both er -uh three ways this time.

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Photo caption contest 11/02

PICK YOUR FAVORITE. POLLS CLOSE FRIDAY. Many great captions, but alas, I could only pick six. Good job to all.

Photo caption contest 11/02