This week in Captions part 2

sharkmansix · Post by **sharkmansix** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 9:34 am

"Poor Billy didn't expect his science expirement to end up like this!"

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Oliver's Army · Post by **Oliver's Army** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 9:48 am

Little Timmy should have learned his lesson from watching the movie 'THE FLY". Never have anything else in your time/space travel pod....especially a chair.

Dammit Mrs. Wilson! This whole spirit week crap has gotten out of hand. I mean c'mon..."Chair Day"?

Timmy was visibly upset when he lost the homemade holloween costume contest with his poorly planned and last-minute "Dr.Octavius" costume

MynameisJenn · Post by **MynameisJenn** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 9:49 am

His simple plan to make little Carla like him needs revisions.

The Hand of Poo · Post by **The Hand of Poo** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:13 am

"Wait, wait, wait, put down the saw... Anybody think to take that oversized lolly out of his mouth first? No? Ah well, hack away Biff."

"Hacksaw, $9.00. Old Maintenance Guy, $12.35/hr. Getting rescued after making an 'ass' of yourself in front of the whole class, priceless."

Wanting to follow in his father's footsteps, Billy ended up with a very misinformed take on the title, "Chair-Man of the Board."

Between_the_Rooms · Post by **Between_the_Rooms** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:40 am

"The hacksaw ain't workin'. Get the Vasoline and lube 'im up."

"Damn it, kid! You've got a fat head! ... Gimme that fornicatin' sucker!"

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Garr · Post by **Garr** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:05 am

"I'm trying, but this damn chair is in the way. I can't get the blade to his neck."

"Coach Schwartzkopf commented, 'I told those kids we were going to learn some new wrestling moves, but I think they've seen too much WWE.' "

"There was this one time, at fat camp."

"A fellow student said, 'And then the teacher told Billy to get back in his chair' regarding the incident."

"Wait! Is he a donor? My nephew recently lost an arm."

"Damn it, where are my tongue depressors. I think this kid has lice."

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JEDIGLIDE · Post by **JEDIGLIDE** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 1:52 pm

"Timmy was visibly upset when he lost the homemade holloween costume contest with his poorly planned and last-minute "Dr.Octavius" costume" -Oliver

HAHAHAHAHA! Nothin is beatin that one..

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adam atherton · Post by **adam atherton** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 1:56 pm

much to timmy's dismay, there was no 'magical world' on the other side of his chair like the cool kids told him.

johnc · Post by **johnc** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:51 pm

the eagerly anticipated science project "birth of timmy" was met with mixed reviews.

bwohlgemuth · Post by **bwohlgemuth** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:32 pm

As the laughter from the cool kids faded into the hallway, Timmy wondered if he took the statement 'stick your head up your ass' too literally.

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poopstains · Post by **poopstains** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 5:22 pm

'No really its ok leave the chair at least it covers my man boobs and I wont get any titty twisters today."

As Billy stares vengefully at the camera he thinks,"just wait camera man this is not the end, you may have won the battle but you have not won the war!"

InDaTrunk · Post by **InDaTrunk** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 5:30 pm

poopstains: F*ing hilarious.

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