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Granted, but because of the constant sanitation, germs change and "evolve" and mutate and become super strong germs that kill the world.


I wish I knew exactly what I want.

Alas, isnt that the story of the FWM male's life?

Haha kidding

Granted, but while levitating a largely obese woman, you'd get distracted and she'd fall on you.

I wish I knew the truth about what has happened throughout all of history.

Granted, but to make money you allow tourists to your planet and get nothing but hideous stupid people.

I wish I was back at a Two-tone concert in 1980 England.

I'd love to go camping with the FWM crew, but I think my being a 16 year old girl might cause some parental/legal problems.

Granted but you get memory loss instead.

I wish I didn't worry about things so much.

Granted, but you would be in a fishbowl in my room!

I wish I was the best bassist EVER!

Granted, but the spell checker is some annoying nerdy weirdo who stands behind you while you type and in a nasally voice corrects your mistakes loudly.

I wish I could have any job I wanted.

Granted, but you lost your can opener the day before.

I wish I could stay 24 years old for forever.

Granted, but you are blind and deaf, so you can't see/hear puns, or anything else...


I wish I was a supermodel.

That thing about babies is really interesting.

Must have posted same time as i did because i do not use smileys.

probably didnt know that i did the math for Garr myself and apparently was wrong...

Averages at about 3.68 posts a day.

Is infected with the sticky arm